Why do all gingers get mad all the time except having sex? Because they enjoy it!!!

Q: A football coach walks into a bank. Why? A: Because one of his players is suffering from terminal cancer and he needs governmental funding for the team to play the big game against their rivals and to win, in hopes the kid will recover. Q: Why did the football coach go into the bank again? A: To receive more money to find a new running back.

Why'd the chicken cross the road? It needed excitement in its otherwise mundane lifestyle.

There's 2 guys in a Y shaped road. One road leads to a cliff with deadly alligators below the river. The other road leads to the village. You can ask both of the guys one question to which leads to the village. However, one guy always tells the truth and the other guy always tells a lie. How do you get to the village? GPS

A mexican and a black were in a cop car. Who was driving it? The Mexican, he was a cop and the black person was his assistant.

Q: What did ine sweaty arab man say to the other sweaty arab man? A: "I'm sweaty"

A walks into a bar and the bartender says, "Why the long face?" Not getting a response, the disoriented bartender realizes he was talking to his own reflection in the mirror at the back of the bar.

Q: What do the Gynecologist and the pizza delivery man have in common? A: They both get to smell the goods but neither one of them can eat it

How many jewish people can you fit in a Volkswagen? depending on the class of car but a mid range SUV can seat up to seven.

You've been in robotics too long if you start talking to your tools. You've been in there way too long if they start talking back!

A priest, a paedophile and a rapist walk into a bar. And that's just the first guy

What do you call a white basketball player? A very athletic hardworking dedicated human being.

what did the white guy say to the black guy at the homeless shelter? Hi.

hey did you hear about Osama bin laden? He was found by the CIA and killed on account of his atrocious actions.

How do you get rid of an STD? You give it to someone else.

A person from Singapore eats

Q: what do u call a hotdog that's not cooked? A:a raw hot dog

do,Nt loagh at me I has dislecqsia

How many blondes does it take to screw in a light bulb? Oh, And one of them has a penis.

knock knock whos there? nobody

What's more depressing than watching a worm watching to worms

Once upon a time there was a pure and beautiful girl who lived with her step-mother and her two step-sisters. They made her live in the basement and had her do all the chores while they went to parties. Then social workers came and relocated her to a foster family.

Yo mamma's so fat, we are all seriously concerned for her health.

why did the black man die? the man bled out, and doctors did everything they could.

Anti Joke

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