- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Chocolate makes everything better, except obesity.

What did the boy with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? A Wii.

Why did Hitler kill so many Jews? Because he didn't like them.

What do you call a smart blond? There aren't any so there shouldn't be a name for it.

Whats black and white and red all over. A penguin in a blender.

How do you get your girlfriend to become more enthusiastic about swallowing? Stick your dick in Ben & Jerry's Cherry Garcia ice cream.

im jacob, i have as much hair on my penis as mr macs head.....none.

A pirate walks into a bar with a steering wheel on his crotch... The bartender calls the police as the man is arrested as piracy an act of robbery or criminal violence.

What happened to the kids bike? It broke when he got hit by a bus

When life hands you lemons... do not squeeze them, for juice may squirt into your eye, causing severe pain.

What do you call a black man holding a stone with bloody hands A hard working stone mason

Why didn't the man get to see his family on Christmas? He was blind.

What is worse than blue balls? Green Balls.

What do you call a tree with no branches? A stick.

Why does fowlerville suck cause everyone wishes they were black

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead. Why did the baby monkey fall out of the tree? It was stapled to the dead monkey. Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? Peer pressure.

what's mouthwatering and smells like fish? salmon

Why was Jimmy upset? There is a frog taped to his face.

Who let the dogs out? Their owner because he had come to the rational conclusion that they were cooped up in their cage all night and were in serious need of relieving themselves and needed love and affection

Whats the best part about being alive? Not getting hit by a bus

Why did the chicken cross the road? It couldn't. Before it could cross, it was killed and then consumed by an average American

How can you help Sally who is casually gets beaten by her farther every day? Just give £3 a month to the NSPCC

when life knocks you down you don't do anything because life is a mental concept that does not have the ability to knock you down since it doesn't have a physical bodie

A man walks into a butchers and asks for a loaf of bread the butcher replies " no im a butcher" The man says " its ok my bikes outside"

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