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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How can you tell Santa is racist? He doesn't give Africans presents.

Once there was a pig named Poga. When he grew up, he was slaughtered and made into bacon.

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 had Gonorrhea.

What did the boy call the man that kicked the cat? "Sad twat"

Teacher- And that is why the Pythagorean theorem only works for RIGHT triangles. Any questions? Student- I like grapes.

Why did the white guy sit on the bench while the black guys were playing basketball? His mother was calling, and his AP scores were coming in that day. Those scores were important to him.

Yo momma so fat, when she walks she wakes the dead -Ryan Vallee

What did the kid with cancer gt for Christmas? Nothing. He didn't make it that long

Q: Why did the Unicorn cross the road? A: It didn't Unicorns are fictional creatures.

What did the monkey say to the newlywed couple? Eiiiiijajajaajaja EIIIIJAAAA

Husband: Take the f out of way. Wife: There's no f in way! Husband: You just swore

How do you make a mailman cry? Kill his family.

hey i jut met u, and i have alzeihmer, cheese and toast

Roses are red, violets are blue, so is my face, I'm constipated

Why did little Jimmy cry when his Rolls Royce got destroyed? Because his parents were in it.

Why couldn't the kid eat candy? He had diabetes, so he could put himself in danger and possibly result in death which would leave the family torn apart and all committing suicide in a matter of 10 years.

What do you call a Muslim in control of a plane? A pilot

Why did the black man buy ten packets of Kool-Aid at the supermarket? Because it is a refreshing beverage that many individuals enjoy drinking.

Chuck Norris' balls were so big that he went to the doctor to get them checked on and it was discovered that he had testicular cancer.

Why was little Jimmy sad? Multiple complications including broken bones, a fractured skull, liver disease, and the fact that all his family had been gassed by the Nazis.

Knock knock How is ? Bond ,James Bond!

How do you beat a black man in a race? You run faster then him.

whats long, black, and smells like shit? a big turd

That`s my friends phone, I can call you from mine too if you want, please just don't hurt me, let me speak to you, I promise I will explain everything.

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