Why did the black guy scream? well, he just saw his friend get shot, and there was blood everywhere.

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Why do midgets laugh when they run? Because the grass tickles there balls

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What's better than winning gold in the special olympics? Not being retarded.

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hey! Wanna hear a bird joke? No. Well this is Hawkward....

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Why did the black man die? Kidney Failure.

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Two Blondes walk into a bar. They each enjoy a refreshing drink before heading home to greet their family

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If i could re-arrange the alphabet i'd put my sausage in your oven

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Where did Sarah go during the bombing? Everywhere.

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roses are red violets are blue dinosaurs are extinct obama is black

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Roses are red Violets are blue There's nothing else I want to say

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What's worse than the Holocaust? 2 Holocausts

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What's worse than finding a hair in your soup? Slavery.

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What song does a bulimic person sing while on the toilet? Nothing Bulimic people don't poop.

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What happened to the man who lost his job? He couldn't support his family so they all became homeless and eventually died of starvation.

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What do you call a lazy good-for-nothing who can't succed at anything, steals your money, and who is unskilled in every way? A women

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Hold on. Let me think of an answer.

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Jesus can walko water Humans are 70% water I can walk on humans Therefore i am 70% Jesus

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A man walks into a bar. The bartender asks, "Why the long face?" The man replies, "I was born with an extra chromosome."

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Why couldn't Gladice get out of bed? Because she was dead!

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This isn't funny.

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Why did Jimmy get off of the park bench? he wanted candy from the man in the white van

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the best time to wear a striped sweater is all the time

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You may notice something very odd about this paragraph. There is something strange although you can't figure it out. It is boggling your mind and keeping it from thinking of the real purpose of this paragraph. It is like an enigma in an enigma in an enigma in an enigma. Stop thinking hard and think inside Da Box. I just wasted your valuable time although it's not really valuable if your looking at this website.

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What sinks quickly to the bottom of a river? Your dead parents.

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