- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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So Superman walks into a bar right, WRONG, Superman flies into bar

What sinks quickly to the bottom of a river? Your dead parents.

What do you call a hindu that has radiation poisoned A radiatative hindu

Stranger at door: Knock knock Oliver Twist: Who's there? Stranger at door: Not your parents.

Knock knock. Who's there? Orange. Orange who? Knock knock. Who's there? Orange. Orange who? Knock Knock. Who's there? Orange. Our experimental treatment for Anterograde amnesia has failed. I will inform your family.

the best time to wear a striped sweater is all the time

Why couldn't Gladice get out of bed? Because she was dead!

This isn't funny.

Why did Jimmy get off of the park bench? he wanted candy from the man in the white van

A man walks into a bar. The bartender asks, "Why the long face?" The man replies, "I was born with an extra chromosome."

Jesus can walko water Humans are 70% water I can walk on humans Therefore i am 70% Jesus

What do you call a lazy good-for-nothing who can't succed at anything, steals your money, and who is unskilled in every way? A women

Why did the chicken cross the road? Hold on. Let me think of an answer.

Roses are red Violets are blue I like you Get in the van

Whats bloody and is dead. My son.

Why is it bad to have 10 blond girls in a closet at the same time? The closet is a very compacted space and one of them is a claustrophobic.

What's the only thing more horrible than trash can full of dead babies? A live one at the bottom. What's more horrible than that? He has to eat his way out. What's more horrible than that? He goes back for more. What's more horrible than that? This all took place in my garage while I was watching.

Why did Sally cross the road? She didn't, she got hit by my car.

What did the rock say to the other rock? Nothing they're rocks? What did the tree say to the other tree? Nothing they're both trees? What did the pillow say to the other pillow? Nothing they're both pillows? What did the cat say to the other cat? Meow.

how many dirty stinkin apes does it take to put in a lightbulb? 3 dirty stinkin apes, 1 dirty stinkin ape to put in the lightbulb and 2 dirty stinkin apes to throw feces at each other

knock knock whos there? andy andy who? andy gold hi come in

what tall and looks like a jew?

What is the difference between a circle and a cylinder? dunno

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