What starts with 's' and ends in 'ex'? S.e.x -XH

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What's worse than getting a paper cut? Getting shot in the face.

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Think of a number between 2 and 10? 3.141592653589793238462643383279502884197169399375105820974944592307816406286 208998628034825342117067982148086513282306647093844609550582231725359408128481 11745028410270193852110555964462294895493038

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Q : How many babies do you need to paint a wall A : It depends on how hard you throw

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Why did the boy throw the clock out the window? He was severely depressed.

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Hey, I just met you, And this is crazy, But I have cancer.

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Why did people on a plane die? Because it crashed.

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What did the ginger say to the blond? Hello, what is your name?

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Jellybeans

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One day, 2 people were gonna fight after school and then the final bell rung. The fight began and the challenger says, "Hey whats the one thing you say when you don't want to fight anymore and you let the other person win?" The other guy says to the challanger, "I give up?" Then the challenger yells. "I WIN!"

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Why was the girl crying? She had just been severely raped.

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What's black and white and red all over? I don't care I have AIDS

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chuck norris

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Helen Keller went to town riding on a pony she stuck a feather in her hat and called it uuhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh.

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What would you do for a klondike bar? Pay the manufacturers suggested retail price.

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What's worse than stepping on a piece of gum? A clown following you around all day throwing toothbrushes at you. ___ Zertop™

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http://anti-joke.com/anti-joke/popular/a-paper-cut-is-a-trees-last-revenge

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A man walks into a bar. He is then taken to a near by hospital where he is treated for a concussion.

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Why did the boy make a horribly unfunny anti joke? He was bored.

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Two colleague janitors sit next to each other in the coffee room, one says to the other: About yesterday... I checked three times and it looks pretty normal. Sorry... I wasn't around to hear the question the other posed the day before, but I heard it's supposed to be pretty funny with this answer. So... Less is better then none, right?

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How many blacks does it take to screw in a lightbulb? None we have mexicans for that

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What do you call a cat at the bottom of the ocean? A cat.

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Whats the difference between a baby and my freezer? I don't stick my meat in the freezer!

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I used to be an adventurer like you, Then I settled down in a quiet place in the woods with a girl and raised a family.

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