Boston was having so much fun everyone was running and screaming

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1)Roses are red... 2)5 black men... 3)dead babies walk into a large crowded bar before dissolving into oblivion at the literary incongruency 4)of the whole situation.... 5)yes chicken got to the other side BEFORE me #)stupid chicken (aka duck rose man help....)

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I suck at online but have a high gamerscore

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why was little johnny crying? he had frogs stapled to his face.

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knock knock a man walks into a bar what do you call a horse with no legs dave who?

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Why are old people such terrible drivers? As we age, our eyesight slowly deteriorates and our reflexes become slower. So, in order to be cautious, the elderly avoid high speed chases and such to maintain their and others safety. Or they could have alzheimers and not realize they are in a moving vehicle at all, it's really a tossup

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A man sits down to dinner with his wife And she notifies him that their 8 year old son just died

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Q- Where did Sally go during the explosion? A- Everywhere!

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How is an orange like an airplane? They both have wings except an orange doesn't have wings

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A lawyer gets admitted to a bar.

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There were 3 guys named Sean, Ryan, and Eye. They were best friends. However, things escalated when Eye slept with Sean's girlfriend and Ryan found out. Ryan felt he had to tell Sean that Eye slept with Sean's girlfriend. Ryan went up to Sean and said "Dude, Eye slept with your girlfriend!" Then Sean shot Ryan in the head before Ryan realized what he had said. Game Over

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People say the sky's the limit................................ but there's footprints on the moon.

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Knock! Knock! "It's open!"

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How do you seat four gay guys at a bar when there's only one stool? Flip the stool over.

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It's a man's 100th birthday, and as one of his last wishes he wants to go skydiving. Unfortunately, due to his crippling arthritis, he was unable to pull the rip cord on his parachute and plummeted to his death.

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Why did Susie fall off the swingset? Because she had no arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Not Susie.

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why are jews so cash hungry? because like the rest of us they are looking for a way to survive and feed their family.

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Whais red and bad for your teeth? a brick

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I AM SATAN, YOU SHALL LOVE ME BEFORE EVERYBODY ELSE! YOU SHALL STONE THY INSOLENT CHILDREN! THY SHALL R*PE AND KILL IN MY NAME! YOU SHALL HANG MY SON ON THE CROSS WHICH I SACRIFICED BECAUSE HE IS IMMORTAL/BECAUSE I LOVE YOU? "Moral" "Man": Joke is on you, who do you think I am, God?

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How do you confuse a blonde? Put her in a circle and tell her to sit in the corner.

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Knock knock, Who's th- IMA FIRIN' MA LAZOR

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Sometimes I stare at a Frisbee and wonder why it is getting bigger. Then, it hits me.

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Q. If the early bird gets the worm, what does the early worm get? A. Eaten...

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Why did the bird fall down? It got shot.

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