how many jews can you fit in a volkswagon? 2 in the front, 2 in the back, and 6 million in the ash trey.

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What's red and the size of a packet of crisps? A Miscarriage

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If bananas are purple, then what color are oranges? I am not going to tell you the answer because this joke has no significance whatsoever.

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Why did the mexican go back to mexico? He grew up there

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Q: why did the prisoner drop his soap? A: easy sex

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Four turtles once fell into nuclear waste. They remained unnoticed and later died from exposure to radiation.

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why did the chicken cross the road? to prove he could. Did it workout? NO

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Roses are red. Violets are violet. Violet is a color already.

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Hitler: honey what's for dinner? Hitlers wife: a jewwwsyy steak

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What happened to Liam? He Died.

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How do you fit 1000 babies into a trashcan? You don't that would be wasteful! You Eat Them!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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What do you get when you cross a leopard and Chuck Norris? I don't know. Probably something like a furry yellow Chuck Norris with black spots and sharp teeth.

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A fat cat sits on the ground staring up at a fence. The fence stares down at the cat and laughs.

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A rooster is sitting on the top of a house. It lays an egg. Which way does it roll? This can be solved by using the dimensions and angles of the roof to find the most probable direction it would roll (Incorporating in the power of gravity of course). Of course if the egg from the roosters uteris came out in an akward or unlikely way, it could roll the other way.This can be factored in very quickly because with the video evidence of the rooster having the egg you can see how it was delivered(the video is not of which way it rolls, just of the delivery).

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How do you kill a red elephant? You can't red elephants don't exist.

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Q: Why did the kid cross the playground? A: To get to the other slide

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Roses are red violets are blue, he is for me and not for you, he's too ugly you can have him

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One man said to another, "Hey, can you hear that?" "No." He replied.

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What do you call a cat with no tail? A Manx cat

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How do you make a suicide jumper not jump? Shoot him instead.

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What starts with an N and ends with R, that you wouldn't want to call a black person? Neighbor

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A boy asks a wolf, "whats the time mr wolf?" The wolf does not answer. Wolves possess neither watches, nor the neurone in their brain required to talk.

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Do you need a life...? You can borrow mine! lol JUBIE! :()

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