What's up? Not the Twin Towers.

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A duck walks into a bar. Animal control is notified, and the duck is released into a nearby park.

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What did the man do when he found a lost dog in his yard? He shot it. This was a very old, lonely, and distressed man with many unresolved problems resulting from his childhood in poverty.

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Whats the most fun thing you can do with hangers and a vaccum cleaner? -abort babies

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guys cmon dont make fun about abbie make fun of josh brown WHAT A NOOB

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what did the chickpea say to the raison when he got called big but? Atleast i dont have a stick up my but.

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Have you seen Stevie Wonder's house? Neither has he.

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What do you call a tortilla from venezuela? A tortilla.

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Why cant i stand up? Cause i shat my pants

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roses are red violets are blue my dick is long longer then you

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I went up to my friend and she said to me, "Foop." I calmly went to the nearest teacher and told her that Susie is having a mental breakdown again

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what did the homeless man say to the stranger? nothing, he let he let his gun do the talking

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Why is Kony so mean? He used to date your mom.

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A man goes to the store to buy a kitten. While there, he decides to buy two because he is feeling particularly hungry.

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Wh ydo i Hate you? 'COs Your a Gimp!

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DEATH.

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What did the boy say to his father? I don't know. With the seemingly infinite number of topics that two people could discuss and the fact that both the father and son are fictional, it would be unreasonable and border edge mentally unstable for me to assume that you would know what they may or may not be talking about.

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What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Where's my tractor

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Chuck Norris.

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69

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how fast does it take to kill a blonde? Give me a gun and i will find out

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Why do ducks have flat feet? To stomp out forest fires Why do elephants have flat feet? To stomp out flaming ducks

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? BECAUSE HE WAS DEAD.

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What would you do when pigs fly? Pigs cannot fly, therefore this question is impractical.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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