why did the man steal change from the tip jar? he wanted another state quarter for his collection

A muslim guy walks into a bar and orders a water as he isnt allowed to drink alcohol

I like my coffe like my women Without a Penis

A horse walks into a bar and the bartender asks "why the long mane?"

what happend when the little boy went on the rollercoaster ? It crashed.

How to have a cheap party in just 5 steps: 1. Buy 100 McDonald's burgers and give everyone food poisoning 2. Bring out that black serial killer's mask you've been working on. 3. Bring out that sharp knife. 4. Slit everyone's throats. 5. Dance.

Q: How do you stop a rhino from charging? A: Shoot it.

What do you call a donkey on Christmas? a donkey.

How do you make a tissue dance? Tissues are inanimate objects, they cannot dance and thinking otherwise is foolish.

Why did Sally fall of the swing? She had Down-Syndrome.

Why did Jimmy eat the apple? Because he was obese and needed to eat healthy because his doctor suggested it.

why did the window washer lose his job. because he fell off and died.

Q.What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? A.Finding seventeen worms in your apple.

cum on guys, gay jokes are mean

What did batman say to robin before they got in the car? Get in the car

knock knock, Whos there ? ( runs away ) trololololololololol

I like my women like I like my coffee... 2 cream 1 sugar.

What is the answer to this joke? Cuz fuck you that's why.

Why did the Egg turn Purple Because it didnt turn blue.

Roses are Red, Violets are Blue, This is a Poem, your Adopted

What do a plum and a rabbit have in common? They are both purple except for the rabbit.

What do you do when a taco eater gives you guacamole? Thank him, and politely smash it in the face of the nearest trashy tourist.

Why did the sperm swim back? cos he realised that he was in someones anus!

why was the teenage girl crying? She was molested as a child

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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