- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's the worst part about rollerblading? Telling your dad that you're gay.

Q: Why did your mom cross the street? A: Because she was so ugly that she fell off both sides of the bed

why did the cow go to the theater? to see the new movies pick one and have a good time.

Why did the chicken cross the road? He had no conscience and therefore was not able to backup the very reason that he crossed the road.

How do you get a man out of a box? Blow the box up

Why couldn't he play piano? Because he is an untalented piece of shit.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead.

Wait what? What if you use the what what? Sorry I am still like super hypnotic trippy, dont worry though, I dont want it to end.

Your Momma is so fat that she will most like lose a leg to diabetes which is totally preventable if she eats a well balanced diet. I hope she loses weight. Say hi to her from me please.

Your moma is so fat, that Jabba the Hutt says: "Damn!!!"

Knock Knock Who's there? Chinese. What? Knock Knock.

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The guys Joke above me is funnier^.

Why is chad so gay? Its his choice.

Why was six afraid of seven? He wasn't. that joke is just a way to convince you that seven is a scary number.

How do you get pikachu onto a bus? You can't. Pikachu is a fictional creature and therefore does not exist.

Where do baby apes sleep? In apricots

whats a porn stars favorite number? 69...

What was Dillon's old name? Dillon, I lied about the old name part.

what can you say about a midget dressed as a clown? he had a terrible childhood.

knock knock no no you go now i clean

I went up to my friend and she said to me, "Foop." I calmly went to the nearest teacher and told her that Susie is having a mental breakdown again

What's the biggest lie you've ever told? "I have read and agree to the Terms of Service"

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