- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A bear walks into a bar and says to the bartender, "Can I have... ...a beer." The bartender asks, "What's with the large pause?" To which the bear replies, "I have... ...a speech impediment."

What did the parakeet say to the grapefruit? Nothing. Parakeets can't speak.

You're flying above the Kansas Ocean, you lose your brakes and have to paddle all the way to shore. How many dogs can you fit on a carousel? Blue, because Ice Cream is cold.

Nicole: Shove it where the sun don't shine! Katlyn: I'm richer than you! Nicole: Shut your frickin' mouth! Katlyn: You'll be bankrupt! (This conversation was recorded while Nicole and Katlyn were playing Monopoly. They both died in a car accident later that day...)

How many dinosaurs does it take to screw in a light bulb? Well, if you're talking about T. Rexes, you can forget about it! Their arms are too short to do anything! They can't even beat off!

Here is the worst joke ever. ..... Dislike this and you are awesome!! P.S. I'm serious. I want to make a joke with the MOST DISLIKES ever! Don't think this is reverse psychology. I don't do that shi*t.

Why was everyone screaming bloody murder? Their home team won

What has eight wheels and cost more than a Lamborghini? Two Lamborghinis.

Boy: Why is the sky blue? Man: Because it is

What's the difference between two telephone poles? T-shirts! Because motorcycles don't have doors!

what is big, grey and sits in the middle of a field. A filing cabinet

why did the chicken cross the road? because he wanted to prove he wasn't chicken

Q: Why are black people black? A: Cause they're from Africa.

Q. What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? A. "Where's my tractor?"

How many Mexicans does it take to screw in a light bulb? Only one and it is politically incorrect to assume otherwise.

What characterizes a good joke? The lack of a punch line.

whats worse than getting ur penis cut off......no holocaust

Knock knock. Who's there? Not Madeleine mecanne.

Roses are red, violets are blue, your face belong in the zoo, don't worry I get there too, not in the cage, just visiting you :)

What's green, fuzzy, and can kill you if it fell from a tree? A pool table.

whats helen kellers favorite activity fingering herself

what happened to the little kid on a bicycle? Nothing

What do you call a white hankerchief dipped into the red sea? Wet.

How did the drug addict die? He got shot in a drive-by.

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