Mail Man: *Knocks on door* Guy & Girl: WHAT?! *laughing* Mail Man: Mail! Guy & Girl: Hold on she is almost done with the whip cream.

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Whats the same between a baby and pizza? their both edible

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Enters password. Sorry your password must contain the entire alphabet, your left foot, a theme song to a television show, and the blood of your enemies. Enters password. Password Strength: Weak

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Erron who the hell are you? How many people are you going to use before you finish whatever the fuck is on your agenda?

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Do ya like waffles? Ya we like waffles.

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What did the T-rex say to the elephant? i like bananas

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What's big, hairy and smells like sweat? The big show after a hard days work in the ring.

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how long does it take a meth-head to rob your flat? not long at all, and they'll take everything. they need to, it's an addiction

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If Jim lives in north carolina, what does that make his dad's brother? Black

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what do you call a door made of steel? a steel door

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PSP... Is a cat... you can throw against the wall.

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Why did the Koala fall out of the tree? It got hit by a stone. Why did the second Koala fall out of the tree? It was hit by the first Koala. Why did the third Koala fall out of the tree? It thought it was a game. Why did the Kangaroo die? It was hit by three falling Koalas.

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A black, white, Asian, and Mexican are walking down the street. This is showing a good diverse community.

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What's worse than AIDS? Not getting your sandwich.

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why was the boy sad? because.

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What do you call a green blur in the sky? Super pickle?

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people magazine

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a blond, a brunette, and a redhead are stuck on top of a mountain. they freeze to death and the rescue team discovers their frozen bodies two days later.

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whats the difference between black people and dogs? people actually care when something happens to a dog

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What did the man with no arms or legs get for Christmas? A bike

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A bus full of retarded kids got broken on his way. One kid suggested to the bus driver that the problem could be with the brakes, as that kid's father was a mechanic.

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A redundant man walked into a bar. He sat down, and unfortunately, we learn 5 minutes later that his wife died.

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A Jew walks into Macy's

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Why did the chicken cross the road? He was in a van headed to the slaughterhouse.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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