- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Larchmont Park is the biggest shithole in the european union - Only the jippo part tho, lots of flies live in that part <3

when Life gives you lemons, make lemonade. So i made some lemonade. Turns out the lemons Kawazaki Life gave me were poisoned and i shortly die afterwards. i wouldve died cursing out her name but she was cute so i forgave her in my mind. and thus i die in peace.

This is sparta No this is patrick

so an apple walks into a bar... I'm terrible at making jokes...

What's 9+ 10?! 19

Dear 6, Please stop spreading rumors about me. I heard you do some pretty nasty things with 9. Sincerely, 7

What's worse than getting an F on your paper? Walking in on a man wearing your mother's skin after vigorously raping her in front of your baby sister.

what do you call a black person who hated fried chicken? a vegetarian.

Why didn't the chicken cross the road? Cause he was a chicken.

You: Ask me if I like lasagna. Them: Do you like lasagna? You: No.

Why couldn't the dwarf mother reach for the top shelf? Her height was at a mini-mum.

Q:What's the difference between a Boy scout and a Jew? A:Boy scouts come back from camp.

What's white, black, red, and flies? An airplane pilot with a battleaxe driven into his head

What did Tim's grandma get him for his birthday? Nothing, because Tim's grandma died in a car accident 2 years ago

Knock knock. Who's there? John. John who? John Smith.

Why do Asians get 50% off on movies? They don't.

How high is the grass in Germany? Approximately the same height as the grass in America.

A woman walks into a bar.

Why did Sally fall off the swings? She has no arms. Knock knock Whose there? Not Sally, she has no arms

A teenager walked into a bar. A drunk man got angry and beat him to death with a club.

Why didn't the Mexican kid go to school? Because he was sick.

Im Harold Camping.... and i enjoy scaring the shit out of you

whats worse than a pile of dead babies?...... A carrot

I bet I can say the the whole Greek alphabet faster than any other person in the world. The whole Greek alphabet faster than any other person in the world.

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