Yeah, me too. The car just ran straight through the stoplight and it was all over...

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A black guy, a mexican, and an arab are all in the same car, Whos driving the car? The black guy because he politely offered and his friends were happy to ride with him.

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I like doodle. XoXo Jamie

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What's worse than 1 bee sting ? 2 bee stings What's worse than 2 bee stings ? the holocaust what's worse than the holocaust ? 3 bee stings

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Do you know why i dont write poems Because i thought that violets were violets OTARTS...WAS...HERE

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What do you call a black man called Jermaine? Jermaine!

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Whats worse the people posting real jokes on (Anti Jokes)? 911

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Cum on guys, gay jokes arent funny!

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What do you call a black person living in the US? An African American.

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Making jokes about 9/11 is just plane wrong.

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What's up? The sky. What's down? Your mom: she was stabbed

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watch me nae nae

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Whats the sad thing about 4 black guys going over a cliff in a car? It was my car!

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Where do five gay guys walk? Where ever they choose to. this is a free country, where people are free to travel as they please, despite what their sexual orientation may be. Jerk.

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Why was the boy drinking toilet water? Because he was receiving a violent swirly. He then went home and killed himself.

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What do you call a black man standing on top of a church? "Holy-Shit."

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Why did the priest take a little boy into the back room? To talk about the boy's future.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because you touch yourself at night.

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Did you hear the joke about Helen Keller? She's dead.

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Knock knock Who's there? Be Be who? Be yourself

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Why did Sarah fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock, knock Who's there Not Sarah

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Slam! Slam! Slam! I'm a woodpecker. Slam! Slam! Slam! Except with dirt.

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An overzealous adventurer takes a trip to the Congo in Central Africa. While exploring the dense jungles, he accidentally drinks water that is contaminated with a very rare virus. He lives through the pain of the virus for many years. About 10 years after his trip to Africa, researchers discover a cure for the adventurer's virus. He goes to the clinic to get his shot to kill the virus. Exhilarated, the now cured adventurer runs out of the clinic but fails to look both ways while crossing the street and gets hit by and ambulance and dies.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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