What did the Religious Education teacher teach on National Science Day? Religion, because that is the teacher's job.

the canadian, the chinese man, and the black guy walk into the at different times and buy different things

a retard walks into a bar a bruise appeared on his head

A man walks inti a bar and asks for a drink, he shows the bartender his ID and is kicked out because the man is underaged.

69 HAHAHAHAHAHAHA *goes crazy and shoots himself*

Why did the chicken cross the road? To suck my dick

What do you call an Ethiopian with buck teeth? Lucky to have teeth.

Bison: I just dont feel like having bread for breakfast again Sagat: You want some... Cornflakes? Bison: Ohohoh Ahahaha! Sagat: You like it? Bison: THIS IS DELICIOUS! Balrog: :( What about those tapes I made for you? You want me to...:( Bison: Balrog, shut up.

What did the Jew say to the Catholic? Nothing. He is a mute you insensitive moron!

Why was the woman worried? She was coughing up blood

what did the lesbian say to the man? I don't like penis

What's the difference between a paper towel and a crab cake? Ones a paper towel and ones a crab cake

Kumquats Daffodils Alka-Seltzer Serendipity Dewey Decimal System Buccaneer Avuncular Pantaloons Weasels Alligator Chewbacca Sasquatch

Making jokes about 9/11 is just plane wrong.

My friend who's a chef was stabbed by his own kitchen knife, everyone said it would be in bad taste to joke about it.

Why does Stuart go to Zu Bar? Because he deals cocaine to his fellow raving companions

Do you believe in Santa? Cuz i don't. Kookaburra

hey timmy, wanna go to Disneyworld?! tough. *10 seconds later* still no timmy

whats the best joke ever? womens rights

Hitler walks into a temple..... Oh wait he died

What is yellow and white and goes 150 miles down a railroad track? a duck.

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Why does the same anti-jokes pop up over and over again? Because people have no creativity.

A black guy, a mexican, and an arab are all in the same car, Whos driving the car? The black guy because he politely offered and his friends were happy to ride with him.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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