once upon a time, a bird fell in love with a fish.. they both died.

You arrive in the middle east. What is the first thing that you want to do? Leave

What did the deaf guy get for Christmas? An iTunes gift card

What do gay horses eat? Horse dick.

Roses are red Violets are Blue Let's just screw

Why did the chicken cross the road? How the hell should i know, i do not speak chicken.

How many blacks does it take to screw in a lightbulb? One, unless he's short. Then, he'll need a friend to hold the ladder for him.

Your dads dead. lol

Justin Bieber walks into a bar, has a few drinks, chats with some fans, and leaves. The very next day, Justin Bieber is out buying groceries.

How do you confuse a bar tender? You ask him how tender he is.

What happens when you play a country song backwards? Gibberish.

Why did the faggot cross the road? Because he was a faggot.

What is worst than your girlfriend's mother?? Osama Bin Laden's One

what taste like an apple, looks like an apple, but isnt an apple? an apple.

Why was the Mexican running through the desert? A group of bandits had kidnapped his family, raped his sister, drowned his mother, decapitated his father, and now they were coming for him. They are coming...

What's the deal with airline food... It has to be packaged and prepared in such a way large quantities of people can eat the meal with minimal preparation, which results in lower quality. If you don't like it, order a drink from the cart.

Knock knock. Who's there? Doctor Doctor Who? Doctor Brown, I have your test results, you've HIV positive.

What's city is in New York New York City

Whats the difference between a lemon and an ant? They're both yellow except for the lemon.

What did Mr. Sandman do whrn the boy asked for one too many dreams, nothing because Mr. Sandman was the boys bitch.

KNOCK KNOCK who's there? hello is anybody there? hello?....... .....the number your trying to reach has been removed please hang up the door knob and put the squirrel back in the lawnmower were it belongs.

Q-how did the blind man cross the road? A-with a guide dog

How do you get a clown to shut up? Hit him in the face with an axe

Q)A man and a women are hiking on a mountain trail. A bear appears. What do they do? A) Die.

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