- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Roses are red Violets are blue I need to go to the bathroom.

Who's the best German Chef? Hitler

What do you call Morgan Freeman at a family reunion? Morgan Freeman.

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What's worse than having cancer? Two people having cancer

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Why did Steve put his trumpet in the fridge? He had begun the early stages of dementia and was becoming increasingly confused and detached from reality. Also he was German.

why is dog animal? it is not fish! 18 fits of has hair only have is Buddhist

A man walked into a bar. He said "ow". Tragic.

Q:Why are all of the vampires extinct? A:AIDS is a serious disease. You shouldn't joke about it.

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Why did Mary fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock, knock? Who's there? Not Mary.

"Knock Knock" "Who's there" "BOO" "BOO WHO" "No it's just BOO"

Why didn't cancer cross the road? Because it was to busy taking my family.

What's the difference between a black man and a bench? A bench is an inanimate object.

Two hippos are in a lake with water up to their eyes. One of them then says, "i keep thinking it's tueday"

So an African American man and another man of Hispanic, more specifically Mexico, are riding in the backseat of a car, who's driving? Probably their private chauffeurs, but most definitely not someone related to the Police Department.

Why did the man die? He was old.

So your driving your brick car and the steering wheel falls off. So how many pancakes does it take to fill your dog house? 12 because hamsters don't wear shoes

WHO LET THE DOGS OUT?!?!?!!! Not Michael Vick.

How do you tell if an elephant has been in your refrigerator? You find someone you trust and say "an elephant has been in my refrigerator".

whats worse than one week in school? two weeks in school. whats worse than two weeks in school? three weeks in school whats worse than three weeks in school? child abuse, killing animals and murder

Why did the boy punch a little kid in the face? Because he was a bully and liked to feel superior.

Why did the fireman go to the police station? He didn't go to the police station, he went to the fire station.

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