what's the difference between two pieces of bacon and a blond girl? The blond girl is a human and it's against the law to eat her.

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Whats worse then getting shot in the leg? Getting shot twice in the leg

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How do you wake up your grandmother........ You don't, she had a massive heart attack and died in her sleep

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why did the man throw his clock out of he window? he was mentally insane.

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Knock Knock Who's there? Sheriff Sheriff who? Sheriff Robinson your husband has died in a local car accident.

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a woman goes to an abortion clinic, kills a baby and still leaves pregnant.

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what do you call a chicken thats little? a chicken. I lied about the little part

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A blind man and his dog walk into a store, the man lifts up the dog and begins to spin around. When questioned about his activity the man replies, "I'm just looking around"

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What do you call a green dog? A green dog.

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what is big, grey and sits in the middle of a field. A filing cabinet

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What's worst then finding a worm in your apple Eating it.

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What did Sammy get for Christmas? Raped.

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I will create more jobs for americans

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What does a scouter say about his power level? It's over 9'000!!!!!!!!!

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What did the man before he was executed? Nothing. He was already executed before he said something.

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Knock knock. Who's there? Never mind that. I have a gun and your child. Come out with all your valuables and he won't get hurt.

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You know what's funnier than 24? 25

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There are 11 people hanging onto a rope that comes down from an airplane. 10 of them are blonde, and one is a brunette. They all decide that one person should get off because if they don't, the rope will break and everyone will die. No one can decide who should go, so finally the brunette delivers a very touching speech, ending with the words, "I'll get off." The blondes, all moved by the brunette's speech, start clapping. Problem solved.

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If there are anti jokes why are there no uncle jokes?

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What did the players of the all black NBA team say to the white rookie? "Congratulations for making it to the NBA! Your hard work and dedication has certainly paid off."

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Knock, Knock.. Whose there? Its the Census Man!!

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"Why did Jim Jones put cyanide in the People's Temple Flavor Aid?" Because he understood that adding sugar would be bad for their teeth.

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A man walks into a bar and orders a beer. His family is struggling financially and his children are severely malnourished. If he wasn't an alcoholic, he could afford healthcare for his family and move into a better neighborhood. But he's not, so they will die a long, painful death.

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What do you call a black man flying an airplane? A pilot.... ya' damn racist!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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