- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do you make a tissue dance? Tissues are inanimate objects, they cannot dance and thinking otherwise is foolish.

Why did Jimmy eat the apple? Because he was obese and needed to eat healthy because his doctor suggested it.

why did the window washer lose his job. because he fell off and died.

Why did Sally fall of the swing? She had Down-Syndrome.

What do you call a donkey on Christmas? a donkey.

I like my women like I like my coffee... 2 cream 1 sugar.

cum on guys, gay jokes are mean

Q.What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? A.Finding seventeen worms in your apple.

What did batman say to robin before they got in the car? Get in the car

knock knock, Whos there ? ( runs away ) trololololololololol

why did the man steal change from the tip jar? he wanted another state quarter for his collection

A muslim guy walks into a bar and orders a water as he isnt allowed to drink alcohol

I like my coffe like my women Without a Penis

whats black and blue and white all over A little caucasian boy who is being abused by his parents

how do you wake up a black man? scream!!!!!

Why didn't the man say, "Hello, Morgan Freeman!" when his friend walked by? Because his friend wasn't Morgan Freeman.

What has two legs and bleeds alot? Half a cat!

Rachel: Wanna hear a conundrum? Robby: Sure! Racheal: Vampire Value card.

How can you tell the difference between a black man and a white man? Quite easily actually.

Why is it that all cats dislike flying saucers? The strange noises and lights probably frighten them, as they don't understand the concepts of extra-terrestrial intelligence and space travel.

A construction worker walks into a bar. He says "Ow! That hurt!" And walked in the opposite direction to the manager to complaint about the obvious health code violations of this site.

What do dogs and whales have in common? They both live in the ocean. Apart from the dog.

why did the cookie go to the doctor? it had vaginal warts

Q: Why was the black guy afraid of the chainsaw A: It was cutting his arm off

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