America needs to burn Less fossil fuels to save the environment

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Steve Jobs Died today. So did 56 million other people.

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A midget, a nun, and a kangaroo walk into a bar, and the bartender says, "What is this? Some kind of joke?"

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Why you don't laught when you see a black guy on a scooter? Because it could be your.

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why was osama bin laden shot and killed? because he was a very violent man and deserved his punishment

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how do you get out of a room with no windows or doors? you don't.

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Cool I just got a free Minecraft gift code at http://freeminecraftgiftcode.net

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side!!!! lolooloL!OL!olO!LO!Lo!l!LO!L!O11P!lOL!oO!l

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Did you fall from heaven? Because you look like Satan.

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Rock a by baby, In a tree top When the wind blows The cradle will rock, When the bough breaks The cradle will fall And down will come baby Dying on impact.

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What did the rabbi say at the party? Mazel Tov.

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Whats funnier than Steven Yuhasz being Straight? Womens Rights.

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A man walks into a doctors office He has AIDS

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Oh, hi Dave, come inside.

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A burglar broke into a house one night. He picked up a CD player to place in his sack and a strange, disembodied voice echoed from the dark, saying, "Jesus is watching you." He nearly jumped out of his skin, clicked his flashlight off, and froze. When he heard nothing more, he shook his head, clicked the light on, and began searching for more valuables. Just as he pulled the stereo out so he could disconnect the wires, he heard, "Jesus is watching you." Freaked out, he shined his light around frantically, looking for the source of the voice. Finally, in the corner of the room, his flashlight beam came to rest on a parrot. "Did you say that?" he hissed at the parrot "Yep," the parrot confessed, then squawked, "I'm just trying to warn you." The burglar relaxed. "Warn me, huh? Who in the world are you?" "Moses," replied the bird. "Moses?" the burglar laughed. "What kind of people would name a bird Moses?" "Devout Semites," the parrot replied.

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A man walks into a clothing store, he calls his wife, buys a shirt, and leaves.

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A man walks into a bar and sees an attractive blonde. He is afraid of talking to her so he goes home and masterbates himself to sleep.

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Why did the boy drop his ice cream? He got hit by a bus.

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What do you call a black guy that flies a plane? a pilot.

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What's worse than knowing you have Hepititis C? Not knowing.

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Why didn't Suzie go to the park? She commited suicide 2 years ago.

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What did the flower say to it's friends? I want to kill a Christmas tree.

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What is red and ragging? A Hemorrhoid

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what did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? where's my tractor?

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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