- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Knock knock! Who's there? The police your son died in a car crash.

Were can you find a bag of meth?

What happens when you put a white shirt in the red see on a blue moon? It gets wet.

Why was the comedian so funny? Because that's his job, and if he wasn't funny he would have to become a hobo.

Why did the black man crash his car? His low-income job forced him to buy a toyota.

a man walks into a house. he gets shot in the leg and is brought to jail because he was a burglar and was trying to steal the family's tv.

Have you noticed when you see geese flying and they're in a V pattern, often one side will be longer than the other? Do you know why that is? There are more geese on that side.

Knock knock Who's there? No one you care bout so why did u say who's there?

wael.. nuff said

A sad guy walks in to a bar and the bartender asks, what's the matter? The guy responds, I just found out i'm deaf

Why couldn't the towel talk? Because it didn't have a language.

What's black and white and red all over? A skunk in a blender.

do you have a wife?

Whats black and can multitask? My IPod you racist!

* two sisters are making yo mam jokes* * mom turns around* mom: Hey yo mama so stupid ... sister one: ummmm.... sister two: sure thats not you?

The grandfather's grandson said, "They charged me $10 just for a cup of coffee!" The grandfather said, "They charged me with bayonets."

Did you hear the one about the avalanche that crashed into the bar? It was such a tragedy.

3 guys walks into a park. Which one was holding the beer? None, all 3 guys were elementary kids

Why wasn't Will invited to the party? Will has been dead for 3 years.

Old Macdonald had dyslexia IE IE O

Fire is red Water is blue Earth is brown Air is transparent

How do asians chop their food? CHOPSTICKS! Moral: Yeah that one sucked... ON PURPOSE! Now you dont have to feel inferior ALL the time, you feel equal even though you arent! Ill allow you :D

how do you kill a man? slowly saw off all their limbs and then jump up and down on the torso and let all the organs fly out

Scrub that muck off at once Hubert Cumberdale!

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