- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do you get Suzy to get off the swing? Ask her to move.

How do you make time fly? You can't, time is the duration of events and therefore cannot "fly".

Why couldn't the T-Rex give anyone a high five? Cuz he's dead.

What do a purple grape and an elephant have in common? They are both purple, except for the elephant.

what is the difference between a black person and a little boy with autism .... the boy with autism is smarter with more education than the black person

Q: How is a cloud like orange juice? A: Neither have wheels.

Why did the baby die, because he got herpes, so did his mother, there both dead now.

Q. What happened to the kid with 1 arm and 1 leg and 1 arm and 1 leg A. He had a seisure, then got hit by a bus

what is more funny than watching a baby fly in a circle at 100 mph stopping it with a shovel

There once was a man from Nantucket. He decided to sail to Portland. He cast off and was never seen again.

how do u get to your favorite chinese restaurant? wok.

What do you call a black man riding a plane? A black man riding a plane.

Q: What happens when you sit in the middle of the road? A: You get hit by a car and die a horrible death as your family members mourn in the loss and remain sad forever.

Chuck Norris doesnt need air to live, Air needs chuck Norris to live. Actaully that statment is a fallacy because it would be fatal to not breathe

What's the easiest way to load dead babies into a tractor trailer? Pitchfork.

How do you define an unsatisfactory kitchen? It won't have a woman chained to the oven.

What is a Mexicans favorite sport? Tennis.

why did the monkey buy a shoe? to put em on!!!!

how do you beat the system? throw your xbox out a window.

One sux, the other is decent. But supporting the sucky one shows u are dedicated.

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What's worse than losing a contact Having a bloody stool

Why did the skeleton not get invited to the party? Because he was a heroin addict

Girl: That's pretty big. Boy: That's what she said. Woman: Yes, I enjoys large genitals.

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