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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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So three Jews walk into a Biker Bar. Despite the fact that is was a self-proclaimed "Biker Bar", the group of men inside were in fact rather open-minded, and had no issues with new members. They had a rich conversation, and frequented the bar thereafter.

You're flying above the Kansas Ocean, you lose your brakes and have to paddle all the way to shore. How many dogs can you fit on a carousel? Blue, because Ice Cream is cold.

Q. What happened to the kid with 1 arm and 1 leg and 1 arm and 1 leg A. He had a seisure, then got hit by a bus

My girlfriend gave me her first ever blowjob last night. I came in her mouth and she washed it down with a can of Carling. Obviously she had to get that horrible taste out of her mouth, so she gave me another blowjob.

OMG, THIS ACTUALLY WORKS!! 1. Hold your breath? for 5 minutes. 2. Die

Your in Thailand on a Elephant ride... at the end you jump off but uncle jack is still on the elephant and the elephant wont let him off.... Do you help your uncle, Jack off the elephant?

What do you call a Mexican? Whatever his name is you racist.

Who is big and stupid My brother

Why din't Santa come to Timmy's house? Timmy died 6 months ago. :(

What did the comedian say when he fell off the cliff? Nothing; dead beings are incapable of performing actions.

When I meet the woman of my dreams, she wont know what hit her... Nor will the police.

HAVE A GOOD DAY. DON'T TELL ME WHAT TO DO.

a boy liked a girl. too bad she didn't like him.

If Selfish Sam has twelve cookies and Tricky Todd asks for three then how many cookies does sam have left? Twelve. Remember he's selfish

A dyslexic man walks into a bra. It was hanging on a clothes line he didn't see.

How long did it take the man to swim the Atlantic? I don't know. Everybody stopped counting after a while and went on with their lives. His body was never found.

What do you get when you mix C4 with a lit- KABOOM!!!

How many kids with A.D.D. does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Wanna go for a bike ride?

How do you get a baby into a bowl? Use a blender. How do you get the baby out of the bowl? Tortilla chips.

What does God say when a balck person is person is borned? "Another burnt one"

My dad

How can you make sure your friend wont die of cancer? Decapitate him

Boys go to college to get more knowledge, girls go to Jupiter... Actually I lied, girls go to the kitchen

What did the limp dick say to the vagina? Is that rash contagious?

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