- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Stephen Hawking wheels into the Center for Theoretical Cosmology.

Q: What's so special about my Ferrari? A: It was painted with babies

Q: Why couldn't the man get laid? A: Women were afraid of his 7 testes and 4 penises.

What do you call mexicans running down the hallway? JAIL BREAK!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

What's wheels and has green? Lied, I grassed about the wheels.

A horse walks into a bar, the barman says why the long face, the horse says, my dad died this morning.

Why can't helen keller drive? She never got her permit

What the difference between a black person and a piece of shit in a bucket? The bucket

Why did the chicken cross the road? Who cares what a Chicken does?

What is in the center of our galaxy? Some stars, space, and nebula.

How do you sabotage someone's car? Drop a fridge on it

Why did the blind man have a poo Because he needed one.

What was little Timmy's final words? I just want to go home.

What do you call a barrel full of monkeys? A game, you idiot.

What happened to thepeanut who went to NYC? He was assulted

You know what happened when I kissed a girl? I enjoyed it so immensely that I received an erection.

Hey, I just met you, And this is crazy, But here's my number, So call me anytime you're free, but I can't guarantee I will answer because I could be at work.

Q: Why do sharks live in salt water A: Because if they don't the die from blood loss because their blood-cells swell up and explode in non- salty water.

Nero, thank you for this opportunity, I desire to join the shadows, I left a thumbs up. Michelle

Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: So it could get hit by a car, to prove that chickens have free will, and have every right to cross a road without any particualar reason.

So two cannibals are eating a clown. Cannibal one: Does this taste funny to you? Cannibal two: Considering that this man was a clown he must have been in poverty so he resulted to being an alcoholic and maybe over dosed on over the counter drugs. Cannibal one: Thank you for that reasonable answer.

An old man, and his daughter are walking down the street. They are having a nice time, until the daughter turns around to see the old man lying on the ground in pain because of the crippling arthritis in his back that has caused him agony and discomfort for years.

Roses are red Violets are blue I need to go to the bathroom.

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