Knock knock. Who's there? Imaj. Imaj who? Haha, you're a Jew.

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What looks like a flower, smells like a flower, and feels like a flower, but isn't a flower? Just kidding it's a flower

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Roses are red Olives are Black come to my and will smoke some crack

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A bar walked into a bar. To get to the other horse.

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Q:what do you do when a black guy is drowning A:you dont

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a dedicated fat guy joins a kung fu dojo he is asked to dedicate his like to his kung fu the fat man dose not he is already dedicated to being a fat guy

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This joke is funny

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What's the difference between a plum and a rabbit? They're both purple, except for the rabbit.

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Moby Stick, the Great White Twig

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A man gets three wishes from a talking banana. His first wish is for a gay lover, his second wish is to have a naked grizzly bear, and his third is to become a professional tennis player. Soon after he got Aids from the Grizzly bear.

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Society wants to be so prude and pure that on AntiJoke, you actually get words like P U S S Y and P E N I S censored !

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i bought a sock i wore it i bought a fish i killed it i bought a human i ate it IM A CANNIBAL

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The Juice where prosecuted by many time.

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Why did the car slow down? Becuase the driver pressed the break

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Many people believe that dogs are mammals. They're right

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A blond is walking down the street when she is suddenly mugged and raped. She reports her attacker but he is never found.

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What do Mitt Romney and Barak Obama have in common? Nothing that is why they are running against each other for US President.

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A Black and a Mexican are in the back of a car, they are carpooling to save money on gas.

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Why was the boy running There was a giraffe chasing him

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why did the man die? he had cancer

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Nock nock Who's there K K who? You forgot the K

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A woman walks into a bar, and the bartender says "Yes ma'am?". She orders a gin and tonic, but the bartender had gave her two without realising, and so she pays for one only. She starts to contemplate whether to tell the bartender about his error or to just leave it and have a free glass of gin and tonic. However as she is a christian, gluttony is a sin, and she already had enough to drink today. However, she feels the need to have a relaxing drink today, because as she was on her job as a receptionist, when a customer tripped on the last step of the stairs behind her and broke his neck, dying instantly, which deeply saddened her. This later led her to indulge on 3 glasses of red wine in the staff room. She finally concludes after a few moments pondering, to not tell the bartender about his error, and pampered herself with two relaxing glasses of gin and tonic. Her dead, mutilated body was later found in the rubble of a car after a head-on collision with a truck.

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What's brown and rhymes with snoop? Dr. Dre

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guys cmon dont make fun about abbie make fun of josh brown WHAT A NOOB

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