- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Anti-Joke Triceratops

roses are red violets are blue I can't rhyme refrigerator

Two Guys Walk into a bar, you would think one of them would've seen it

Q: How did the woman die in the black neighborhood? A: She suffered a fatal heart attack while visiting one of her friends. Everyone mourned their loss.

What did the cow say to the horse? Mooo

Lewis

What's worse than getting bit by a spider? getting bit by two spiders What's worse than getting bit by two spiders? getting raped What's worse than getting raped? a butterfly landing on you

whats worse than having a gay friend ? 9/11

What's long, yellow, and can kill you if swallowed? A school bus

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side of the road because apparently their was something on the other side that appealed to the chicken. It was probably your mom.

Three guys walk into a bar. They each have a few drinks. Then all three leave responsibly in a taxi.

How many illegal immigrants does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Illegal immigrants don't use lights, they'd get caught. Dumbass.

In some aspects, a fowl can be compared by many points to the Tyrannosaurus. But it is still comestible.

What did the def blind mute kid get for christmas? He doesnt know either

Why did Suzy fall off the swing? She had no arms. knock knock -Who's there? -Not Suzy.

Why was the boy so tired? He had to carry his moms dead body up the stairs.

Why did the chicken cross the road? The farmer was depressed about the low business and farmer's economy, so he poured gasoline all over himself and lit a match. The barn burned down and the chicken was the only survivor.

Your mom is so old, that she should probably up her B-12 intake to avoid sickness.

How do you make someone sad? Tell them they have cancer

What did the mom say to her clinically depressed son? You're dad died

Where do cows go when they're bored? Wherever they're standing. Cows cannot use toilets, regardless of their mood.

Your Mom

Wait what? I did not type that!

How do you make a black man cry? Stab his wife.

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