What did the kid with no arms or legs get for christmas? A Wii.

Are you from Tennessee? Cause my uncle grew up there and I was wondering if you knew him.

roses are red violets are blue i done you mom a favor by making you...banana and rice don't worry it'll taste just nice

"...."-Hellen Keller

Do you know what's funnier than 24? 25

How did Justin Bieber die? He didn't. And we all need to stop making fun of that poor boy.

Why was the girl stupid? Because she had a low IQ

What if there were no hypothetical questions?

Why do I hate food? I don't.

If I said you had a beautiful body would you stop asking me if those jeans make you look fat?

I used to be an adventurer like you but then i grew old and i never took i single injury unlike my brother he took an arrow to the knee or so he says i asked him to show me and he was all defensive like "whoa man i don't need to prove anything." so i think he's lieing

What did King Tut say when he got scared? How would I know? It was over a thousand years ago.

Q. Why did the triceratops die? A. A giant meteor hit him.

Q: How do you get 1000 babies into a bucket? A: A blender. Q: How do you get them out? A: Tortilla chips.

Yo momma so fat, she has hypertension, diabetes, and a higher risk of heart disease.

What did Helen Keller get for Christmas? How would she know? shes blind, deaf and mute; and incapable of knowing what she received.

my candy brings all the kids to the yard and i'm like- get in the van.

A terrorist robs a walrus.

Smeg...

What do you call a Mexican playing basketball? A man of hispanic heritage that enjoys the sport of basketball.

When life hands you lemons...you should probably get yourself checked out because life is an abstract idea...

How do you piss of camon? Have sex with shelby!

What makes a subaru a subaru? The fag thats driving it

What do you get when you cross a taco with a a bungee cord? An inedible taco.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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