- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Roses are red, violets are blue, you are my slave, get back to work!

Why are you so gay? Because I am unequivocally attracted to the same sex.

What do you call a man with no arms, no legs, and only one eye? Dave.

Hi Mum!!!!!!!!

Q: How many Jews can you fit in a 4-seater car? A: 4

Q: How do you get 1000 babies into a bucket? A: A blender. Q: How do you get them out? A: Tortilla chips.

What is the difference between and Jew and a Boy Scout? The Boy Scout comes back from camp.

Knock knock. Who's there? The police. We are here to inform you that your daughter has died in a drunk driving accident.

In my country we don't swim, we drown.

theres a kitten stuck in a tree, whats wrong? it's dead

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 was involved in a homicide at the Children's Hospital resulting in death row right away and the killing of 12 other numbers

roses are red you are dumb no one will care when you die

Knock Knock Who's there A serial rapist

Bob: Whats the difference between a fish and a microwave? Steve: I don't know Bob: Daaaamn your dumb!

what's red and horny a red unicorn

What do you call a city that never sleeps? Cities cannot sleep; they merely represent a societal body of people living in a confined community. A city may have a prosperous night-life, however, cannot functionally "fall asleep" in the convential sense of the term.

Yo momma so fat when god said let there be let he said get the fuck out the way!

If you don't see banners here, it doesnt mean their not there...

Wanker

darude- sandstorm

Refrigerator

Q: Why did the black man call the white man a rasict? A:because he called him black.

Larchmont Park is the biggest shithole in the european union - Only the jippo part tho, lots of flies live in that part <3

Why did the chicken cross the road? Actually a better question would be, why is the chicken near a road in the first place?

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