- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? A: Because it was dead. Q: Why did the chicken fall out of the tree? A: Because it was stapled to the monkey.

What's black, white and red all over? A nun in a blender

what's white and sticky semen

James: They say attitudes are contagious. Bill: How do you know? James: My whole family caught it and they will all die within 2 weeks.

Knock knock Who's there? Doctor Doctor who? Doctor dog

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Two penguins are in the shower. One of them asks if he can have the soap. The other responds, "What am I, a telephone?"

Keanu Reaves

Why did the chicken cross the road? We will never know. Chickens are incapable of communicating with humans and thus the intent of the chicken can only be speculated.

What's the difference between Little Billy and Ice Cream? People like Ice Cream.

why was the black guy running from the cops? i dont know either

Knock knock Who's there ... Hello? Is there anyone there? (In the bushes) Ha! He'll never suspect us!

Roses Are Red, Violets Are Blue, I Can't Sing, Or Ryhme

Q: What happened to the dead baby? A: It was Buried

Why was the girl crying on the busy street? She was naked.

what do you call a black man on the moon? an astronaut.

What's worse than being swallowed by a blue whale? Being swallowed by a bule whale with herpes.

Ask me if im a tree. Are you a tree? No

Wy did the man fall? A tree fell on his legs!

What is the difference between a pizza and ten dead babies? I dont have a pizza in my oven.

What did hitler said to the chinese? Thank you for continuing my legacy.

sharks

Why does Obama not want to get buried? because he's still alive

A man took a police officers gun and threw it at a baby in a stroller. He went to jail.

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