What did the man with tourettes yell on an airplane? He yelled bomb, and was gunned down by 2 federal marshals, one of which's stray bullets happened to hit a small child with autism.

Whats worse than a son killing his own father? His biological father finds him, 10 years later.

A baby seal walks into a club. He is immediately escorted out because babies are not allowed in clubs.

Why was 6 afraid of 7.... because 7 was black

Everyone always gets up in arms over human trafficking... ... Well I kind of enjoy the convenience of air travel and so on.

hey i just met you and this is crazy so heres my number actually is dolan

Caller: Is your fridge running! Callee: ... umm yes? Caller: I guess you don't need my services. Thanks Callee: ok bye

How did the polar bear get the bottle of coke? He killed the little boy

Knock Knock Who's there? A Crazy Rhinoceros

ask me if i'm a tree are you a tree? No.

What do you call two black men screaming as loud as they can? Scared

Why can't you hear a pterodactyl going to the bathroom? (Other): "Because the P is silent." Because they're extinct.

Why were the 3 men wearing black suits? They just left their mothers funeral, she died of terminal cancer.

Roses are red Violets are blu Doogie is gay I have no friends

A black guy and a mexican are in the backseat of a car, who's driving Their designated driver who they carefully selected as someone they thought had enough self-control to not drink and could get both of them home safely

He--Hey guys

Why couldnt the woman wear her new necklace? She was decapitated

A horse walks into a bar. The waiter asks: 'Why the long face?' The horse, not understanding English, takes a crap on the floor and walks out.

Why did the downy jump off a cliff? I told him to.

Q. How do you stop a clown from smiling? A. You hit it in the face with an axe.

Why did samba hurt her head? Because she fell out of her mum muff

What do you call it when you take cheese that isn't yours? Stolen bitch, your under-arrest!

Why couldn't the man sleep? Because he was a wax model in a museum, and as we all know wax models are inanimate objects thus incapable of consciousness and therefore incapable of unconsciousness as well. Many other inanimate objects are caught up in similar problems relating to their incapability to do anything.

there was a rich kid strolling in the woods.he saw a bear, HE DIED

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