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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the boy throw his clock out the window? After hours of waiting for the perfect victim, the boy spotted an elderly woman walking down the sidewalk. The clock barreled through the air, hitting the old woman on the head at extremely high speeds. She was immediately killed on contact.

What did the little girl with cancer get for Christmas? Chemotherapy.

What happened to the twins? 9/11

What's white and would kill you if it fell out of a tree? A refrigerator.

Pete and Repeat are sitting on a bridge, Pete fell off and Repeat still hasn't been able to forgive himself for pressuring Pete to join him on such a perilous perch.

Wanna hear a funny joke? Oh, I was just asking.

What's the difference between a duck? both of it's legs are the same.

How do you make Barack Obama upset? Stab him.

why was 6 afraid of 7? Becuase 7 watched his friend die. He slowly went into a depression so deep he went on a murderous rampage.

If I could rearrange the alphabet, I'd probably put all the labials, coronals and dorsals in separate places sorted into plosives, nasals and fricatives, with the vowels at the beginning to make it more logical and easily attainable to foreigners.

How do you tell if your boyfriend is gay? He is having sex with men

A man and his dog walk into the park, the man grabs a ball and chucks it for the dog. The dog can not chase after the ball because he has no legs and bites his owners leg.

What did the kid with no arms or legs get for Christmas? Cancer

Whats the difference between a black man and a pizza? A pizza can feed a family of 5

What 10 inches long and wont be getting sucked this valentines day? Whitney Houstons crack pipe

What did the chilean miner say to the other Chilean miner? I wish we could get out of here.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because he was dead Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? He was stapled to the first monkey Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? Peer pressure

How old is Batman? Old enough to be a bat.

A Christian asks God why there is so much pain and suffering in the world. Everyone around him moves away from the grown man talking to his imaginary friend.

whats the difference between a jew and a pizza? a pizza does not have a heart

Why did the girl run to school Because a lion was chasing her

How did the chicken cross the road. He didn't he was ran over by a bus.

How long does it take to acheive a superbowl win? However long it takes you.

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