balls

its funny cuz i laughed!

How much does a polar bear weigh? Enough to severely injure a human.

An Arabic Muslim is on a plane. He's flying to Chicago.

a boy meets a girl the rest is censored

Q: what did humoure say to lie A: u must be tellin a lie

Last guy is a Joke thief Love, T.R.

ur an fagit

tommy is retared

Hey, Have you Seen Stevie Wonders new house? No. Neither has he!

Why was the black man in Jail? He works there as a correctional officer.

Why did Jimmy never like old people? Because he was abused as a child by one.

a retard walks into a bar a bruise appeared on his head

What did the cop say to the people watching the house fire? All right nothing to see here jokes over

knock knock who's their panda panda who shut up I never said yo name and don't call me black

What do the Jewish man, the Black man, and Mexican man all have in common? They all miraculously like cantalope.

What happened to the boy who tried to cross the road? He got hit by a semi-truck and died.

What's the difference between a lion and a stuffed lion? One is for children to play with, one will eat you alive.

some magicians can walk on water, Chuck norris can swim in water, faster than the average man.

what do you call an astrounaut in space? an astrounaut you racist bastard

knock knock who's th...AIDS.....

Why dont polar bears eat peguins? Because they live on opposite ends of the earth and it would be physically imposible!!

Why couldn't Helen Keller drive? At age two, she contracted an illness that left her blind, deaf, unable to speak, and was considered backwards of intelligence. She lived in a dark and hopeless world of her own, rendering her unable to do anything, let alone drive.

What did Charlie do when he lost his golden ticket? He killed his grandpa to get it back.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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