Dries Roelvink walks into a bar...

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Friend's are like pinguins, they both die when you stab them in the heart.

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A chicken crosses the road... Gets fined for jaywalking.

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There's nothing more natural than the coals under the fire...

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What did the muffin, say to the other muffin? Nothing. Because muffin's are inanimate objects, therefore incapable of speech, or any other sentient action. They baked quietly until the man who was baking them came to the conclusion they were fit for consumption, devoured them, and went on with his day.

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antonis sister is mighty fine

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how do you fix a family? Someone gives in

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Roses are red violets are blue this is an anti joke so like this

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Why didn't the skeleton cross the road? Because it lacked the requisite musculature to facilitate locomotion

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Why didn't Clair get up all day? She died in her sleep.

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What did the cancer patient get for his birthday HIV

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roses are red, violets are violet.

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Asians

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How old is Batman? Old enough to be a bat.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't.

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Why does Jimmy Neutron have a big head? Heredity.

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finding out that when you had sex with that prostitute, you severely injured your urethra tube and you cannot create urine or spurm.

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Why has the suicide in dentists decreased? -Due to the fact that being a dentist makes suicide redundant!

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knock knock who's there? John Oh, come in then

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Whats worse than the Holocaust. A worm in your apple.

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What day is it today? Today. Thank you. You're welcome.

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Two Jewish men walk into a bar...just kidding it was a gas chamber.

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How many theropists does it take to change a lightbulb? -only one, but it takes a very long time and the lightbulb has to want to change.

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What did the man say when he saw an orange? That's not a banana.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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