Obama getting elected in 2012.

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What rhymes with shuck and starts with an f flamethrower

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Hazel and Gus are two teenagers who share an acerbic wit, a disdain for the conventional, and a love that sweeps them on a journey. Their relationship is all the more miraculous given that Hazel's other constant companion is an oxygen tank, Gus jokes about his prosthetic leg, and they met and fell in love at a cancer support group.

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This one time at Concentration camp.... My friends all died cause they were chosem in the Selection

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A white man walks into a bar. He stabs 4 people and 1 escapes with extremem blood hemorages. his fanily later finds him bleeding on their family car. They take him to the hospital where he is put on life support. Later that night they are told there is nothing the doctors can do and the man slips away in his sleep. Who is to blame? The black guy in prison.

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Why was the guy coverd in garbage. I don't know but their are a lot of homeless people that can't afford the good stuff.

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Two guys are on a bridge. One commits suicide, the other one is called John.

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What do you get when you cross a penis with a dinosaur? A dicklodocus.

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Where did Susie go during the bombing? Everywhere.

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Mahjdichdhsjxidjhsbxu shcowiqx own hdqu Hedgehog the third

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Whats has no comedic value? A brick

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Why was the blonde fired from her job at the M&M's factory? Her Masters Degree in electrical engineering made her overqualified for the position she had.

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My grandpa asked me a very important question right before he kicked the bucket. Grandpa: Son, how far do you think I could kick this bucket?

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Q: What's worse than a pile of dead babies in a truck? A: A pile of dead babies in a truck with one alive in the middle eating his way out.

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Why are bacon and eggs good. Because Toasters are silver

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What did the fat man buy at Mcdonalds? A unicorn

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What us black and white and read all over The newspaper

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Why is Macaroni Boy so Cool Because He's not

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Knock, knock Who's there? It's me Me who? Just open your damn door funny guy it's freezing out here

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Does Geico really save you 15% or more on car insurance? No, it's a scam.

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knock knock... who's there? your grandmother, now please let me in it's very cold outside. *you now proceed to open the door for your grandmother as she is elderly and you dont want her to freeze

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I remember my days you know in the army, agfanifuckingstan, got dirty water, then spent a week shitting... Anyway, I was holding a grenade right? And then two of them came around and I was like "here come good boy! GOOOD BOY! Catch the ball!" And then I pulled the pin and threw it. Aww shut up, you are all like "YOU SOLDIER KILL PUPPIES!" NO THOSE WHERE KIDS! And they would have been like 15 today and been killing your men today! YOU ARE SO FUCKING WELCOME!

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Kys

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How many pupils does the teacher have? 2.

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