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Why do canadians have a lower violent crime rate than the U.S? Because they were all raped as children and are now afraid of getting raped again when bathing in prision.

What did the Wife say to her husband about his Erectile Dysfunction? - Im sorry I dont know how to finish a joke based on this private a matter.

Why shouldn't you drink and drive? You might spill your beer

Why did the teacher fall on her face? She was shot in the back of her head.

Q: what do you call a guy with no arms and no legs floating in the ocean? A: A very unfortunate individual.

what do you call 2 walking Arabs with long beards? pedestrians.

Vagina jokes aren't funny. Period. Damnit, ignore that.

What's the difference between a pile of dead babies and a Lamborghini? I don't have a Lamborghini in my garage.

Why did the chicken cross the road? So he could be slaughtered and eaten for dinner.

Why couldn't Hellen Keller drive? Because she was blind, not to mention deaf and mute.

Why has Bugs Bunny got big ears Because he's a rabbit

How do Yankees fans cheer for their favorite sports team? Let's go Yankees!

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q. Why did the black man not get on the boat A. Because he gets seasick

What's 6 inches long and 2 inches wide and can drive a woman crazy? Money

A man meets the girl of his dreams. Too bad the man will die in 3 days due to terminal cancer

hickory dickory dock no one cares

How many electricians does it take to change a lightbulb? One.

When did the ball-room finally close? Closing time.

The Holocaust

what did the turnip say to the plum? nothing, as most fruits and vegetables would've said

How much wood would Chuck Wood have if Chuck Wood could have wood? None, Chuck Wood has E.D.

How do you kill a black man? You drop a fridge on him.

Your momma is so black, that her melanin levels are relatively high.

What's black and white and red all over? I don't know either.