Why did the Chicken cross the road? Because as an animal with legs it is highly capable of doing such as it pleases.

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your social life.

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Why did the 10-year-old boy get on the computer? He had to finish a project for Social Studies, and it was due the next day.

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What is big, white, and will kill you if it falls out of a tree? Donald Trump

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Why did the boy fall off the swing? He had no arms.

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A: Ask me if I'm a tree. B: Are you a tree? A: psh, no! *gives offended look and walks away*

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Why couldn't the drunken man walk in a straight line? Because someone shot him in the face.

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Your mother is so fat that people make rude comments about her behind her back, but they shouldn't because she's a really nice lady.

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What did the man say to the cat. ~It doesn't matter it impossible for 2 Species to Communicate between one another.

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Two guys are on a bridge. One commits suicide, the other one is called John.

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Getting raped by a girl who was knocked off a swing by a fridge.

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Why does Courtney smell? she has a severe lack of personal hygiene which needs addressing,

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Did you hear the joke about Hellen Keller? Neither did she.

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What do you call a dead baby who died by getting ran over by a car? Jimmy

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What is Santa's favorite color? Blue

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Why didnt the boy eat his ice cream? Because he is dairy intolerant

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What is the funniest joke in the world? Written.

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Why did the first monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead. Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? It was stapled to the first monkey. Why did the third monekey fall out of the tree? It thought it was a game. Why did the refridgerator fall out of the tree? It had no arms. Why did the girl fall of of her bike? She was hit by three monkeys and a refridgerator

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A woman went outside for some fresh air.

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You suck big fat slobber

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A girl and a boy where sitting on a couch together. The boy told the girl politly that she hass gained a significant amount of weight and should lose it. She then pulled out a candy bar in her back pocket and shoved it down his throat, to which he suffocated, because she was on her period when to comment was made.

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ROSES ARE RED FRIENDS ARE FRIENDS, NO MUTUAL FRIEND, WHO THE FUCK ARE YOU TRYING TO ADD ME ON FACEBOOK BITCH!

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How many pencils does it take to get an A on a test? Actually it takes knowledge.

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Anti Joke

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