- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because people have encroached on it's natural habitat.

What did the boy say after he stubbed his toe? Owww! I wanna have sex!!!

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Two men walk into a bar.........ouch.

What happened when the ugly girl asked her crush out on a date? He said yes. He found her personality quite attractive

A man walks into a bar. Then he yelled and held his head in pain. :) www.youtube.com/c/LouisGames www.twitch.tv/KiLM_Ghostz

A man agreed with a camel. The camel didn't agree. ... (This joke does only make sense in the Dutch language.)

Knock Knock Who's there The military. We're under attack. The military we're under attack who? Dinos

Ever had Ethiopian food? Neither have they.

Why didn't the skeleton cross the road? Because he has no sense of living and no muscles to move.

A man goes to a petting zoo. He sees a zookeeper wrestling a bear. The bear kills the zookeeper and escapes from it's cage. It promptly mauls the rest of the staff and visitors at the zoo until it is shot by local police.

chuck norris does not know how to use a plunger.

when life knocks you down you don't do anything because life is a mental concept that does not have the ability to knock you down since it doesn't have a physical bodie

Why was the kid hungry? Because he lived in Africa.

Why did the chiken cross the road? It didn't, J-walking is against the law.

who lives in a pineapple under the sea? Osama Bin Laden

Beans, beans good for the heart, the more you eat the more likely you are to grow into a healthy young man/woman with low risk of heart disease.

A man with ADD walks into a bar. He then.......Damn Nature, you scary!

Are you Drew?

Why did old Dorris shit herself? Because Margaret fell over.

Okay, after this one then...

How do you say cabbage in Spanish? You don't.

Artichoke is a vegetable state induced by swallowing paint

Two men walked into a bar. I'm surprised the second man did not duck out of the way.

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