- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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52 Prostitutes in a bar. Challenge Accepted.

How many times can the Frenchman cheat on his wife? I don't know.

What do you call a dog with no legs? It doesn't matter because he won't come anyways.

Yo mama's so fat she threw a rock at the ground and missed.

Why was the woman in the kitchen? Because she is enjoying the meal her husband has prepared for her after a long day at her second full-time job of the day

What's worse than the Holocaust? This joke.

David Cameron

Man goes into a bar and orders 7 shots, the bartender says "Long day, huh?", the Man says yeh then goes home and kills himself.

You're at a funeral & your phone goes off and the ringtone is dead and gone

Whats worse than finding a repeated joke on anti-joke? Nothing.

What do you call an Amerindian who finished medical school? A doctor.

Hey, i just met you. And this is crazy! But im on bathsalts ! GAUH Your face looks tasty!! :D

What's red and bad for your teeth? A brick

How do you get a black person out of a tree? Tell them to come down

Have I ever told you that you looked beautiful? No. Ok, good.

Pick up Lines skeet skeet skeet! JLR

What did the Dragonfly say to the Mosquito? Nothing. He ate it.

Why did the chicken crossed yo mama? Because your moms a man and your birth certificate was an apology letter from the condom factory.

How do you make a baby cry? Throw a brick at its face.

A man begged for forgiveness, for a sin commited Jesus forgave him, Jesus loves you

im jacob, i have as much hair on my penis as mr macs head.....none.

What do you call a black man holding a stone with bloody hands A hard working stone mason

What's red and looks like a bucket? A red bucket? No. A picture of a red bucket? No. A photo nailed to a red bucket, which shows a red bucket with a very realistic painting of a red bucket on it? Yes.

Why didn't Cheryl's mother recognize her when she was wearing a blue shirt and jeans? Because Cheryl's mother has Alzheimer's.

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