what is white and sticky a stick from a birch tree

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why did haris die...............................................his hair blond? .. u

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Why didn't the ice cream cross the road? ??(?/?) ?. (KOREAN)

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are you from Tennessee, cause i wanna rip out your throat you piece of dirt

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Whats worse than the Holocaust? reading posts on this website that arent antijokes. Seriously poeople... you cant just say something that random than put something tragic. it has to be funny and tragic.

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Why couldn't the bird fly? cause it was a penguin

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why cant stevie wonder read? because hes black

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A man walked in to a bar, he ordered a few drinks, met some new friends and had a good laugh with them. Later that night, he got in his car and drove home, which was foolish, as he should have known that being under the influence of alcohol increases the percentage of a collision, which could take his life and the lives of others. He arrived home just fine and got in to bed with his wife who was happy to see him.

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A: you have a strong arm. B: yea i work ou- A: you can master bate a whale.

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David shut the fuck up your cat has asthma and i dropped a weight on its little fucking head that pikey should of drowned it furthermore your sister looks like a greasy alien

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Whats Better Than Apple Pie Sweeeet Pie

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Once a upon of time, there was a very big kangaroo named Jake. Well one day Jake was eating some food when suddenly a bunch of humans came and saw him. One human name Willie went over to take some pictures of the animal. The Jake ran away.

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What's the difference between a park bench and a hobo? The park bench can support a family

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Your mother is such a whore that she engages regularly in acts of consensual but unprotected sex with various gentlemen.

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I came up with one when my friend Sam told me the fortune from her Jone's Soda. A change of heart may lead to a new living environment, a change of heart may also lead to death.

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Where did little Annie go after the explosion? Everywhere.

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this girl and guy were sitting on my couch turns out its my sister and her boyfriend and she just farted

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Q: Why was the mexican mowing the lawn? A: Because the grass was too tall

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Why did the jewish plumber commit suicide? After years abuse from his alcoholic father and rich sibling, he finally snapped and killed himself on his birthday after nobody told him happy birthday.

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NAACP

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Why Is Helen Keller such a bad driver? Because she is a woman

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What's black and white and red all over? The dead kitten on the road.

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What happens when a llama falls off a cliff? It dies.

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