What's the difference between men and coca-cola? I don't like coca-cola

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How do you make a mime cry? Hit him with an axe

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What was Steve Jobs' favorite fruit? Grapes.

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i went to the bar. soon after i entered the bar i got kicked out. why? becuase i'm seventeen.

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You are in a sealed room with Joseph Stalin, Osama bin Laden, and Hitler and have a revolver with two bullets. Who do you shoot? None of them. You awkwardly set the gun down and wonder how to get out of this room filled with three corpses.

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Whats red and smells like blue paint? Red paint

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I remember my grandfather's last words he said to me before he kicked the bucket...."Hey, how far do you think I can kick this bucket?"

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Roses are red My name is Dave This makes no sense Microwave

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This is Axel, if you are who I think you are, you are late.

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A potato walked into a bar and ordered a large bowl of french fries

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scenario: two teddy bears wrestling under water question: how many apples does it take to tussel with a potato answer: 96 becouse pillows dont eat chease

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What happens when 4 friends throw an egg into oncoming traffic, they hit a fire hydrant!

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Knock knock? Who's there? Set up. Set up who? Punch line!

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Why couldn't the girl climb out of the pool? She drowned

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Knock knock! Who's there? Girl Scouts selling cookies! I'm not legally allowed within 500 yards of you. Please get off my property.

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Q: How did the Irishman die? A: He was old.

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What's worse than dying in the holocaust Dying on the last day of the holocaust

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Two men were standing on the 34th floor of a 65 floor building. They were trapped in a office with one window. here is their conversation: guy1: oh no what should we do??? guy2: I don't know!! this is awful!!! guy1: I have children and a loving wife!!! guy2 walks to the window sill and leans over. guy1: what are you doing? there is more to life we can get through this!! guy 2 jumps out the window guy 1 runs to the window sticks his head out and yells "MAKE MINE CHOCOLATE!!!"

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What is the difference between a lion and a tiger? A lion ,on average, weighs 31 kilograms more.

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Why did the boy throw butter out the window? Because he was mentally handicaped

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I want to name my dog Syndrome. Then, when I teach him to sit, I can say "Down, Syndrome!"

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A man walks into a bar, he asks if the bartender knows where Starbucks is. The bartender finds this exceptable and shows him the way.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? We will never know. Chickens are incapable of communicating with humans and thus the intent of the chicken is subject to speculation.

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What's black and is as fast as a car? A black car.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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