- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: What do you call a Chelsea fan on the moon? A: A Problem. Q: What do you call 100 Chelsea fans on the moon? A: An even bigger problem. Q: What do you call all the Chelsea fans on the moon? A: Problem solved hahaha Q: What would you get if Newcastle were relegated? A: 45,000 more Chelsea fans

what do you call a black man driving a police car? a cop

Where did Susie go when her town was bombed? Everywhere.

Whats green and smells like ass? My ass. I lied about the green..

What did Helen Keller say to the little boy with cancer? Hudd Wahher shelper, ghh o.

A woman walks into a bar.

Whats worse than a bee sting? Two bee stings. Whats worse then two bee stings? The holocaust. Whats worse then the holocaust? Three bee stings.

A teenager walked into a bar. A drunk man got angry and beat him to death with a club.

Why can't Michael J. Fox draw a perfect circle? Because no one can draw a perfect circle

Why did the blond cross the road? The police officer who arrested her for shoplifting parked his car on the other side of the street.

you know why people who read anti-jokes are stupid? i just had the greatest sex ever!!

William wright is Gay

Q. Whats worse than 9 babies in 1 suitcase? A. 1 baby in 9 suitcases.

Why did the white bartender kick out a black man and his Mexican friend out of the bar? It was closing time

what did the paraplegic man get for Christmas? a unicycle

I have a gay camel

Why did the girl fall off the swing? Because she had no arms.

Why do Jews have such big noses? They don't; To suggest phenotypic variation along religious lines is preposterous.

Why was 6 afraid of 7 7 was osama bin laden

why did the man take a poo because his rectum exploded

Why can't Dave drive? Because Dave is an orange.

What do you call a Mexican playing basketball? A man of hispanic heritage that enjoys the sport of basketball.

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What's bigger than a breadbox? Whitney Houston's coffin.

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