- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do you confuse a blonde? put her in a circular room and tell her to stand in the corner

what's the difference between a duck?

Why wouldn't Jimmy ever eat his vegetables at dinner? As a young boy, Jimmy watched as a robber entered his house, suffocated his mother by clogging her airway with a cucumber, and escaped with their life savings.

What do you call George Mills? A very kind, sensitive person with a poor music taste.

Why did Sara fell off her swing? She has no arms. Knock Knock Who's there? Not Sara

How many blonds douse it take to change a light bulb I dont know it hasn't happened yet

Why did the boy stop working on a farm? His country became more economically developed.

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(A man in a dark van pulls up)... Hey kids can you come help me find my puppy? The kids get in the car and they find the puppy in a near by park. The kids are then safely returned home.

HOW LONG is a Chinese name?

Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a tomato

Why did the Germans conquer Poland so quickly? Heavy military manufacturing and Blitzkrieg battlefield tactics.

Your mother is so fat that when she sits around the house, she feels bad about herself but is too embarrassed to get a gym membership and work-out in public.

The town was so small. The ferris wheel was green.

whats worse than a repeated antijoke the people that complain about them

what did the boy with no arms and legs get for chrismas ? cancer

What's the difference between a Jew and a Muslim? -You can research and find several similarities and differences, but I will not go into detail about them.

Bob: Hey bro Jim: ... Bob: You're dead! Jim: Yep.

What did the Carbon atom say to the Oxygen atom? Nothing, basic elements are incapable of speech. It requires a culmination of many atoms to form a living human capable of speaking to another human.

Why did Sally fall off the swingset? She had no arms. Knock ,Knock. Who's there? Not Sally.

Abbie shaved her arse today....then it smiled at me

What's red and checkered and tells you to turn your music down? Michael

Q: how do you get a live elephant into a refrigerator? A: you buy an industrial sized refrigerator and then walk the elephant slowly but surely through the door.

I would have made you laugh, but that is not the point is it? Moral: What do you expect from the 4th most pointless invention?

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