I accidentally solicited a prostitute today. I was driving in an iffy neighborhood and saw a woman on the sidewalk, so I stopped to ask if she could give me directions. She must have misheard me.

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Violets are blue, Roses are red. The sentence before was completely irrelevant, but I needed something to say before I tell you, Your family's been murdered by the KKK.

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How did Elmo get his show? Because the kids loved his furry ass and hoped to be on with dorthy

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Youre in your car, and you stop at a light you see a home less person holding a sign that says "Home less and hungry, anything helps." You ask if they want a box of cereal, "No thanks." They replied, you ask why not? "Well, I really just want to go to the movies."

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Did you hear about the Englishman who ran all the way to Loch Ness? Oh, that's a shame, because I didn't either.

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Why did the boy drop his ice cream? He got hit by a bus.

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How do you get to the store, if your car is broken down? Steal a blind girls bike, she can't ride it anyway!

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yo mama's so fat, she wears a big belt

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Two homosexuals are making love in the kitchen. One leaves for a bit and says, "Dont finish without me." Upon returning, white goo is spattered across the floor. Concerned that the clumsily dropped icing may stain, they promptly clean it.

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Q:what word starts with "p" and ends with "orn"? A: popcorn

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Some Minions have one eye, others have two. And nobody seems to care.

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A:Wanna hear a joke? B: Sure A: A joke

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Yo momma so fat, the last time she saw 90210 was on the scale!

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side!!!! lolooloL!OL!olO!LO!Lo!l!LO!L!O11P!lOL!oO!l

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How many electricians does it take to screw in a light bulb? One.

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knock knock. who's there? interrupting cow. interrupting cow wh... You mom's a wh0re.

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What did Helen Keller name her children? Nothing, since she didn't have any.

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Whats red and smells like black paint Red paint

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What's green and has wheels? Grass I lied about the wheels

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Yo mama's so skinny, she should probably go in for eating disorders' counseling.

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Why did the cookie go to the doctor? Because he found out the oreo he slept with last night had aids and he wanted to make sure he didnt get the deadly disease so he went to the doctor to get tested.

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your mammas so big that she needs paint rollers to put on lipstick

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what do you call someone who hates jews anti semitic

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