silly rabbit trix are for kids and jews

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Fox News

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What do you call a remote that does not work? a remote that does not work.

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how come the exorcist eat crème brülé? because that deserves a carlsburg

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Kid 1: Hey, guess what? Kid 2: Your MOM! HAHA! Kid 1:... My mother died two months ago from brain cancer after being shot in the head while fighting for our country in Iraq... Kid 2:.... um.. Your mom...?

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Q: what did one lawyer say to the other lawyer? A: We're both lawyers!

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Roses are red Violets are blue Charcoal is black and so is my neighbor

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Why didn't the poor man buy a candy bar? He wasn't hungry.

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So does Blake

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what did the women say when she saw a tiger maul a rabbit? she didn't see it, she was in the kitchen cooking and ironing

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What's big and green and would probably kill you if it fell out of a tree? A pool table.

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There was a two car pile up at wal-mart. 50 mexicans were killed.

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What did the mom say to her clinically depressed son? You're dad died

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How many feminists does it take to change a light bulb? Trick question; feminists can't change anything.

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What do Michael Jackson and Donkey Kong have in common? They're both famous.

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If I fly my canoe upstream and a wheel falls off, then how many lollipops does Obama have? None, because dogs can't use flashlights.

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Roses are red Violets are blue Charcoal is black So is my neighbor

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What's worse than finding a Worm in your Apple? being Mauled to death.

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What did the pilot say to the female flight attendant? He told her to never tell his wife about the time they spent in mexico or he'd bludgeon her to death with a hammer.

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Whats worst than a dead baby? A pile of dead babies. Whats worst than a pile of dead babies? One live baby under the pile of dead babies.

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Knock knock Who's there? Hello??? .....

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A mexican and a black were in a cop car. Who was driving it? The Mexican, he was a cop and the black person was his assistant.

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what did the terrorist get for christmas? probably nothing because terrorists are steriotypically muslim, but i imagine if not it was a gift close to his heart

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There are 3 guys named:Poop, Shut up and Manners. They all were speeding down the street, they took a sharp turn and Poop fell out of the back. A cop pulled them over while Manners got out to go get Poop. The cop says, "whats your name." "Shut up." "No seriously whats your name." "Shut up" he says a little bit harsher. "Wheres your manners?" the cop says. "Back there picking up Poop."

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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