A priest, a paedophile and a rapist walk into a bar. And that's just the first guy

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your mom is so fat jesus couldnt even lift her spirits

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Knock Knock Whose there? The pizza you ordered That's weird, the Pizza I ordered shouldn't be able to talk

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side! :)

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There's two Cherys in a bath one chery asks the other one to pass the soap the other chery said what do I look like, a typewriter?

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Whats worse than being a 40 year old virgin? Being a 12 year old girl in Africa who gets raped everyday to feed her family.

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Q. Why did Steve Carell, the 40 year old virgin, fail to get laid? A. Erectile Dysfunctioning.

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Enough Red to share, RAWR! With me only though! But hey, do me a favor wear your glasses not your contact lenses. "That anime" do you watch anime? Or hentai or whatever?

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Why did the blind man die? He had eye surgery and the doctor told him when he first opened his eyes there would be a very bright light, turns out he also had alzheimers and wandered onto the train tracks

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Why do girls like Justin Beiber? They dont

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A duck walks into a bar and asks for a beer. The bartender realizing this is an odd situation, seeing that ducks cannot articulate the English language, realizes he must be dreaming. He wakes up and turns to tell his wife about the dream, but she won't respond. He then realizes how his marriage is in shambles...

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What do you get if you mix a Bulldog and a Shih Tzu? A new breed of dog.

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Two muffins were in the oven...They were taken out after about 40 minutes, and then enjoyed by all.

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an indian woman works at seven eleven. this is because her son has one leg and she needs to pay pay for all the medical needs.

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What would you do if the house you're sitting in now exploded? Nothing really, you would have died a horrible death.

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Why aren't anti jokes funny? Idk. Watermelon in your pants, you're adopted.

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What's black and hangs from the trees in my backyard? Black berries!

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What time is it when an elephant steps on your watch? Time to go to the hospital and get treated for a shattered wrist.

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What do you get when you cross a Pigeon with a Mailbox? A Carrier Pigeon, they are extinct now.

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How many dead babies does it take to change a lightbulb? None they're dead

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Why did the girl gO shopping?! Because she got paid and wanted to blow(;

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What happens when two black people go into a store with masks on? They buy candy for Trick-or-Treating

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A duck, a rabbi, a homosexual, and the president walk into a bar. As a result, bruises appeared on their foreheads.

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ROSES ARE RED VIOLETS ARE BLUE I HAVE AIDS NOW YOU DO TOO

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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