- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: Why couldn't the man lick his ice cream? A: Because his body shut down due to the fact that a bullet went straight through his brain. This happened before he could even order his ice cream.

How many Jews does it take to fill a shower? As many as it does to fill an ash tray.

There is a blonde, Santa and Jesus. Someone throws a million dollars on the ground who picks it up? Me because I shot them

So this guy walks into a bar, & says "I'll have a beer"........ Yup

What did the framer say when he lost his tractor? Where's my tractor?

A man walks into a sofa. BANG

What happens if an unmovable object gets hit by an unstoppable force? To get to the other side.

Roses are red Violets are blue We cant have sex I have ED

Why did the man walk into the grocery store? Because he had run out of peanut butter

What is a white supremacist's favorite color? It varies depending on the individual.

Two fish are in a tank. The first one says, "How the heck do I drive this thing!".

Yo mama so fat She could die any day.

What did the boy with no mom get for Christmas? He was beaten by his drunken and abusive father.

Knock Knock! Who's there? Hitler.

How do you sink a Polish battleship? You breach the hull.

Why did the lebanese man kill his own family? He had cancer.

A plane crashes in the wilderness on the border of Canada and the U.S. Where do they bury the survivors? I lied. There were none.

this is madness! Madness? no, nevah... THIS IS SPARTA!!!!!! NO, THIS IS PATRICK!!!

my goldfish never writes me back when i send him letters

I walks over to da shop de oother day and there was this guy and he was like... I bought some petrol. LOoooooooooL

i just wrote this so hard

What's the difference between a boodle and a scoodle? Ladoodle!

What is the same about fries chicken and watermelon? There both delicious.

They usually say "fuck" the police! But no one wants to fuck the police...

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