Knock Knock Who's there? You had purchase an item online through Amazon.com, I'm the delivery guy. You had purchase an item online through Amazon.com, I'm the delivery guy, who?

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Actually, Ylvis had a dog named Say. When he peed in the studio one evening, Ylvis said, "What the fuck, Say?"

What does the name Joe mean? Joe Mama! Egit

An alphabet walks into the post office and asks for a letter. What does the postal worker give the alphabet? Nothing. Alphabets can't walk.

What is the difference between a dead baby and a Lamborghini? I don't have a Lamborghini in my garage.

Knock Knock Who's there? Your physician, you're going to die.

What is worse than getting raped? Getting raped twice.

why can stevie wonder drive? He's blind

What do you call a black fire-fighter? A hero.

A man walks into a bar, purchases a beer, and leaves.

Yo momma is so fat that she is overweight

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If you're reading this, you can read.

What is red and hangs around the back of a train? A miscarriage.

Yo mamma's so fat, that she weighs alot.

What's black, white and red and can't turn round in corridors? A nun with a spear through her head

Whats orange and sounds like a parrot? a carrot

yo momma is so fat that she got diabetes and lost her legs

Why did the chicken cross the road? To return to the roost he had recently escaped.

What's worse than some one spitting in your food Hitler revealing he's actually a Jew

What did the man say to the other man? I would have no clue because I am deaf

What's worse than an hours detention? Gettind raped by a horse anally.

what did John do to make the cold weather a little less irritating? well, being a homeless man, John did..... nothing.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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