- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q:what's the hardest part of a vegetable to eat A:The wheel chair

What happens when you cross a starfish with a dog? Dogs and starfish are from a different phylum. They are genetically incompatible.

a preist sees a rabbi on the street while taking a walk. he says hi and proceeds to have a nice conversation as they are good friends despite their religous differences

Q. how to kill the germ on a food. A. wash it with bleach.

A bear walks into a bakerey. He aks for a loaf of bread. The bakers asks: "White or brown?" The bear answers: "It doesn't matter, I'm on the motorcycle".

How many pancakes does it take to build a doghouse? Pancakes are not a feasible material with which to build a doghouse.

What do you call a mouse having sex? A spouse.

What did Michelle Obama get for Christmas? Cancer

knock knock knocking on heavens douoor

What did the two prostitute say to each other? I dont know, i wasn't there

Two black men walk into a Ku Klux Klan meeting. they are immediately lynched by the mob who hates them

Ask me if I'm a tree. Are you a tree? No.

Why did the little boy fall of his bike? He was dead.

What do a snake and a bird have in common... They both fly, except the snake

What did the man say to the cat. ~It doesn't matter it impossible for 2 Species to Communicate between one another.

Timmy eats 32 cookies and eats 30 of them. What does he have? Type 2 Diabetes.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because the sidewalk he was on does not.

This is a stupid joke. Get it to the top of the list and Kobe Bryant will pass to you.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Cot Death.

What did the black man in a white 2007 Jeep Wrangler when he went over the speed limit? A speeding ticket

whats long, hard, and full of semen? A submarine

A dyslexic man walks into a bar. His own feelings of inadequacy over his learning disability have driven him to drink and is driving a wedge between him and his family

How do you fit 10 dead babies in a bowl? A blender How do you get them out? Chips

what did chloe say to alexis? you took my phone

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