Your mom is so fat when she sat on wallmart she lowered the prices

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to KFC for his job interview

knoc knock! who's there? poo on! poo on who? you!

What do you call a person with disabilities? Names.

How old is your mom Dead

Question: Whats worse then getting hit by a bus? Answer: Getting hit by a train.

hey i jut met u, and i have alzeihmer, cheese and toast

What did the boy born with cancer get for christmas? ... More cancer

How many licks does it take to get to the center of a tootsie roll pop? After one hour, twelve minutes, and fifty-three seconds, Dave calculated that it approximately took 247 licks.

What's the difference between a melon and a baby? You have to cut open the melon before you can eat it

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A man walked into this bar, and said ouch.

kennah campion... being nice

You are on a street. there are 4 houses, a red one, a blue one, a green one, and a white one. The red man lives in the red house, the blue man lives in the blue house. the green man lives in the green house. Who lives in the white house? The president

What's worse than the Holocaust? Finding a worm in your apple.

What color is red paint? Red

The dinosaurs aren't really extinct. Just kidding.

I wonder where the hell Hitler is

Why did the dinosaur cross the road? It couldnt because a chicken was obscuring its path.

What did the anorexic girl say to the skilled psychologist? Fuck off you'll never understand me.

What do you call a Mexican that doesn't have a lawn mower? An honest working induvidual that just so happens to live in the city and does not own a lawn mower

Q: Ask me if I read the terms of use before I submitted this joke. A: I didnt

what do you get when you use heroin aids.

Why did the fat man hit the ground before the skinny man? Because he jumped first.

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