What is yellow and white and goes 150 miles down a railroad track? a duck.

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Q)A man and a women are hiking on a mountain trail. A bear appears. What do they do? A) Die.

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Knock, knock! Who's there? orange? orange who? orange ya glad i didn't say your family was dead.

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You must be Jamaican cause you have long dreadlocks and you are listening to Bob Marley

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Who would win if Chuck Norris and God fought to the death? None they are both fictional.

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A black man and a white woman walk into a bar and celebrate their interracial marriage anniversary over a couple of drinks and then call a cab to avoid driving while intoxicated

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Two colleague janitors sit next to each other in the coffee room, one says to the other: About yesterday... I checked three times and it looks pretty normal. Sorry... I wasn't around to hear the question the other posed the day before, but I heard it's supposed to be pretty funny with this answer. So... Less is better then none, right?

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What is 17 meters, squared? A square.

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Why did the boy fail his test? Because he got shot before he could even study.

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Knock Knock! Whos There? Little boy blew! Little boy blew who? Micheal Jackson....

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whats the same about a red crayon and a blue crayon? there both the same color except for the blue one

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two people are falling out of a plane, a blond and a brunnete who hit the ground first. the blond, the brunnete brought a parachute

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A duck walks into a bar and says, "Have you got any grapes?" The bartender replies "No." The duck then leaves but returns the next day and again asks, "Have you got any grapes?" And again the bartender answers, "No." This happens again the next day and in annoyance the bartender yells, "If you come in tomorrow and ask if I have any grapes, then I will nail your feet to the floor!" The next day the duck came into the bar and asked, "Have you got any nails?" to which the bartender replied, "Yes." The duck then walked out of the bar

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Why was the 7 year old girl crying? Because its hard to laugh during gang rape.

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Why was the middle-aged doctor morbidly obese? He liked bacon and was severely hypocritical.

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So a moose, a deer, and a horse walk into a bar. One of the people at the bar was a hunter who was carrying his gun. Several people got up and left after they realized the potential danger of the situation.

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What happened after the man walked off the cliff? Nothing. It was a foot tall.

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what would u do if you were having anal sex with a black guy and his penis was sooooo big that it ripped ur asshole? staple it back together

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the canadian, the chinese man, and the black guy walk into the at different times and buy different things

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Tim and Eric

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whts worse than finding a worm in your apple? butt sex with the devil

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Why was the girl so stupid? She had mental retardation caused my Down Syndrome.

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What did one ocean say to the other? Nothing they just waved

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A man gets shot in the balls by a huge swarm of bees HE IS VERY NICE AND FILLED WITH RICE!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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