What's the difference between a sack of dead babies and a shovel? I don't have a sack of dead babies in my garage.

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Why doesn't anybody like the octopus? There anti-social creatures by nature

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IM SEXY AND I KNOW IT Chrysanthemums are pretty but toads and people are damn to horny

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There are 3 types of people in this world; people who can count, and people who can't

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A black man and a white man and a chinese man are sitting together: Cultural Diversity.

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Adeeeellllleeeee where are my shorts

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Knock Knock Who's there Me Me who ME LET ME IN

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What is invisible and smells like cheese? Cheese. I lied about the invisible part, because cheese is not invisible.

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When life gives you melons. You're not dyslexic because you can probably tell the difference between a lemon and melon because they look so different.

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Gotta go Mark Gotta go Mark MARK MARKMARKMARK! Moving at the speed of mark I'm the quickest mark around Got ourselves a mark Start getting a new mark Without any mark On top of mark! Go- Go- Go- Don't mark Don't mark Just markmarkmarkmark! mark, he's on the run mark, he's number one mark, he's coming next so watch out for mark X! Gotta go mark, gotta go mark mark mark markmarkmark Go go go go go go go go go! marrrrrkkk X!!

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What do you call an African American who flies a plane? A Pilot

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What do you call a black man with a hammer in his head? Dead.

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A: Knock Knock B: Come in A: Come in Who B: Your Mum...

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Why did the Mexican mow his neighbors lawn? Because the Mexican was 12 years old and his neighbor was paying him $20 to mow the lawn.

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what did the black man say to the white girl? He respectfully asked her out on a date and theyve been happily dateing ever since.

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Penis, eggs, mushrooms and tigers

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joke under this line wins _________________________

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Roses are red Violets are too I am color blind How about you

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Why did David Hasselhoff talk to his car? Because it was KIT from knight Rider and had voice recognition software and so could understand him

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what do u get when you cross a monkey, a sock and wheels? A: a sock monkey. I was kidding about the wheels

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Why did the math student refuse to do his geometry homework? Straight lines do not exist, so there is no real world application to any geometric shape.

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What do you call a scottish drunk? a taxi

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What's the difference between a baby and a trampoline? I take off my shoes when i jump on a trampoline.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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