- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Roses are red Violets are blue ... Uhhhh I don't think anyone knows the rest of this!!!!!!

What do you call a horse standing alone in an empty field? Tesco's own Beef Lasagne.

Whats green and smells like ass? My ass. I lied about the green..

Is it possible to mix an answer to a question with another? No. Aids are perfect for fear training.

Where did Susie go when her town was bombed? Everywhere.

Slam! Slam! Slam! I'm a woodpecker. Slam! Slam! Slam! Except with dirt.

ProX hacker JazZ Has aids hahahaha

What do you find in a pile of dead babies? ************************************************ A dead baby.

What do you call a Mexican playing basketball? A man of hispanic heritage that enjoys the sport of basketball.

What did the Black man get after a month's worth of manual labour? A reasonable wage, that was above the national minimum wage standard which states his and everyones right to a certain amount of money

What did the grape do after it was stepped on? Nothing, as it was incapacitated, and even under normal circumstances, it would be incapable of performing any voluntary actions as it is only a grape.

Why was there an awkward silence? Because numerous people gathered in a room were not talking.

what did the horse say after the man told him to have a good day? nothing, horses dont talk.(:

What's bigger than a breadbox? Whitney Houston's coffin.

Q.what is the diffrence between a jew and a pizza A.pizzas dont scream in the oven

Why was 6 afraid of 7 7 was osama bin laden

What's fourteen inches long and purple and can make a woman scream all night? crib death

Why can't Dave drive? Because Dave is an orange.

why did the man take a poo because his rectum exploded

Justin Bieber's mother.

Thumbs this up

you know whats worse than being cold? being colder

What did the girl get for Christmas? Nothing, she was homeless and dead.

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