Last Christmas I gave you my pie but the very next day you put it in your tummay. Now your dead because I poisoned the pie.

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It's the police sir. There's been an accident.

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A blind man walks in a bar I mean like a metal bar But it didn't hurt He only laught

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why was 6 afraid of 7? 7 was scary.. made by Kevin Kool

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How do you say the weekend in French? The weekend in French.

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What is intangible and has every color on the rainbow? A rainbow.

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Q)What is the best way to get the bitches? A) You shouldn't try. You could go to prison on bestiality charges.

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Why did the elephant fall on the marshmallow? Because he didn't want to fall in the hot chocolate!

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Why couldn't the black man participate in the running category of the Olympics? Because he had no legs, he was referred to the Special Olympics, instead.

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What do Ray Charles and Stevie Wonder have in common? They are both blind.

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Shaving your balls is just plain nuts!

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Okay I have knock knock joke but u have to start it. Okay Knock knock Who's there (akward silence)

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Math Quiz! If sally was born on September 18th, 1997, how old will she be on her birthday? Leave your answers on her grave tomorrow.

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What's the only thing more horrible than trash can full of dead babies? A live one at the bottom. What's more horrible than that? He has to eat his way out. What's more horrible than that? He goes back for more. What's more horrible than that? This all took place in my garage while I was watching.

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a kid plays computer games alot and gets carpoltunel in both hands and lives in pain for the rest of his life.

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Person 1: 'Ask me if I'm a tree' Person 2: 'Are you a tree?' Person 1: 'No.'

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whats the one about not giving a crap? oh yea this one

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Once upon a time, there was a cat. He died.

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How do you make an anti-joke? Like this....

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Jesus can walko water Humans are 70% water I can walk on humans Therefore i am 70% Jesus

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Q: What's your dog's name ? A: Dog. Q: What's your cat's name ? A: Cat. Q: What's your dick's name A: Pinky

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men, men like men= men+bed

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I'm a white rapper I do it all the time Folks don't like me cuz my words don't match

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How did the chicken know where he was going? He had a map.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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