you know why people who read anti-jokes are stupid? i just had the greatest sex ever!!

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Why do Jews have such big noses? They don't; To suggest phenotypic variation along religious lines is preposterous.

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I have a gay camel

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Sally went up the hill to fetch a pail of water. She was exhausted and died of dehydration at the top.

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Why did the girl fall off the swing? Because she had no arms.

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Whats worse than a bee sting? Two bee stings. Whats worse then two bee stings? The holocaust. Whats worse then the holocaust? Three bee stings.

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Why did the white bartender kick out a black man and his Mexican friend out of the bar? It was closing time

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Q. Whats worse than 9 babies in 1 suitcase? A. 1 baby in 9 suitcases.

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William wright is Gay

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Why did the blond cross the road? The police officer who arrested her for shoplifting parked his car on the other side of the street.

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what did the paraplegic man get for Christmas? a unicycle

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What's worse than getting an F on your paper? Walking in on a man wearing your mother's skin after vigorously raping her in front of your baby sister.

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A:Who am i "RRRRRR' B:A pirate A:No im fetty wap

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knock knock who's there auntie auntie who? anti-joke

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How do you stop a baby from crying? Douse it in gas and throw it in a fire

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Who invented the Iceberg Salad? The Titanic

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Hearing the same holocaust joke seventeen times.

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In soviet russia, roses are violet

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What do you call an African American who flies a plane? A Pilot

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Why did the chicken cross the road---- because he's having financial and relationship related problems that make his life so hideously unbearable that he wants to kill himself and because he's a chicken and cannot overdose or hang himself he goes for the most viable option as to run across a busy street in hopes of getting smashed to oblivion by a car

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Man comes home and sees another dying man lying in the center of his house. He yells at the man, "HEY I DONT KNOW YOU" The man on the floor replies, "That's funny, my family used to say the same thing"

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There would not be any me in we, you would have to hijack a media station, you would instantly be branded terrorists, and even if you where not, do you believe that you could have used the media in order to spread individuality, or would you simply have sought to control the masses like the rest? I am not saying that television is wrong, I am saying that as long as there are not enough people willing to think for themselves, and remain loyal to us and themselves, something which we failed at when we where at our greatest peak, then we are all media zombies eventually, and I do not mind, complacency is better than a constant struggle for survival.

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what do you call a black man driving a police car? a cop

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Q: What do you call a Chelsea fan on the moon? A: A Problem. Q: What do you call 100 Chelsea fans on the moon? A: An even bigger problem. Q: What do you call all the Chelsea fans on the moon? A: Problem solved hahaha Q: What would you get if Newcastle were relegated? A: 45,000 more Chelsea fans

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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