whats worse than a leaf in your bed? World hunger, global warming, the economy......

Your dads dead. lol

Why did the little girl fall off the swing? She didn't have any arms.

A girl that had Malaria couldn't play with her friends, whys this? She died.

knock knock whos there make up make up who hahahaha you said make a poo

what did the tomato say when he was cut open? nothing, because vegetables are unable to speak

Why did Superman cross the road? I dunno.

Why did the black guy buy watermelon? It was on sale.

Why Didn't The Teenager Bring His Report Card Home to His Parents? Because He Was Murdered By Thugs Walking Home From School.

Why did Little Timmy eat Smarties before school? Because he was hungry.

i dont care if you rate me or not

What happend to the Jew when he was near the fire place He very carefully tended to it

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Getting stabbed.

Why does Santa Clause say Ho Ho Ho? He has Tuberculosis.

What is worse than a dead baby nailed to a tree? Obama

what is the difference between peanut butter and a dead baby? dead babies dont stick to the roof of your mouth when you are eating them.

I am aware that my positivity makes me do some bad mistakes, but if negativity is the alternative I will keep taking my chances.

Why couldn't John play soccer? Because he was arrested for being black.

why was the boy sad. his father is an alcoholic that beats him daily.

Say this really fast. Ice Bank Mice Elf It'll take a while for dumbasses to understand.

What do you call a black man on the moon? An astronaut

What are the two biggest jokes in College Football? Auburn and Florida! Roll Tide!

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? An Irishman with a metal bar (like a pole)

wanna here a joke? you.

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