Why does the same anti-jokes pop up over and over again? Because people have no creativity.

How do you make a plumber sad? You kill his family.

what happens when you piss on a dead monkey nothing you just lose the urge to pee O.o

What do your mum and dad have in common Not much your dads dead

How do you get a black guy to learn how to read? Find a stolen book and tell them that it's the recipe for the spices in fried chicken.

Knock, knock. Who's there? The IRS.

What starts with P and ends with O-R-N? Porn

what did the boy with cancer get for christmas? i dont know he's jewish

what did the pizza say to the bread? nothing pizza cant talk

SpiderMan, under that mask and your superhero clothes who are You really? Under these clothes, I...Am.... naked

Why did the chicken commit suicide? To get to the other side

Q: How do you call a group of animals? A: Llama.

Q: Why did the girl have dirty knees? A: Cause she was dragged through the forest and raped.

Why did the aisian man get pulled over? Because he was going over the speed limit .

Q:What's the difference between a Boy scout and a Jew? A:Boy scouts come back from camp.

why did the girl cry while watching starwars? She was being raped

Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread.

Cry me a river. Then build a bridge and become a structural engineer.

how do u keep a stupid person in suspense? how

What kind of toy do you give to a dead baby? A death rattle.

What did the duck get for Christmas. A potato. Not really it got nothing because it's a duck

A man walks inti a bar and asks for a drink, he shows the bartender his ID and is kicked out because the man is underaged.

Ronan Parke, making Justin Bieber look straight since 2009

Roses are red Violets are violet Jesus Christ how dumb can you get.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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