What did the muffin, say to the other muffin? Nothing. Because muffin's are inanimate objects, therefore incapable of speech, or any other sentient action. They baked quietly until the man who was baking them came to the conclusion they were fit for consumption, devoured them, and went on with his day.

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Why did the hipster burn his tongue? The tea he was drinking was at an unsuitable temperature for consumption resulting in the scalding of his mouth.

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What did the cow say to the other cow when the boy asked him for something to drink? Probably MOOO! Considering that cows cant say anything except for that

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Yo momma's so fat she is now a sponsor for Jenny Craig after joining the program and loosing almost a 100 pounds. So I suppose she isn't too fat anymore.

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What is Lady Gaga's real name? Who the crap knows?

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Harold Camping and the May 21st 2011 rapture.....

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How do you call a cat for it's dinner? Come here cat!

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What do Sandusky and micheal Jackson have in common? They are both white.

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your mother is in alkatraz as she was sentenced to 25 to life due to false accusations

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MOOOOOOOOOOO

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Why did the chicken cross the road? He was being dragged to his death by an 18 wheeler.

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How many babies does it take to paint a wall? It depends on how hard you throw them.

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My girlfriend dumped me because I'm patronizing. That means I treat people like they're stupid.

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Why couldn't the kid get into see the pairate movie? It was rated PG-13 and he was only 11. Plus he had no money and his mother didnt want him watching movies like that.

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Whats worse than getting raped by a cow? Getting raped by two cows.

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Yo mamas so greasy that she has a beard

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Chicken is a funny word, and the road is a plot device.

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Why does a man wake up every morning to do the same job over again? Because, wait... what the heck kind of a question is that?

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What happens when you give a Jew an iPhone? He says thank you and gives you a hug.

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how do you get your son or daughters attention? break down the door to their room and promptly begin beating them with a wooden baseball and then tie them up to a chair and torture them for 24 hours.

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Why did the little girl fall off the swing? Because she had no hands.

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You know what is worse than being dead...being at a Justin Bieber concert

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Q: What is the differenc between a lamborghini and a pile of dead babys? A: I dont have a lamborghini my garage.

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Roses are red violets are green i can't rhyme bridge

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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