How many Spanish people does it take to screw in a light bulb? Uno

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How many men do you have to have sex with to show that you're gay? But, I'm a woman!

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man 1 walks by man 2 man 1 says hey buddy whats up man 2 responds do i know you man 1 says no but i saw you seeing a movie on friday man 2 says oh cool but wasn't that movie great man 1 responds ya and man 1 and man 2 become best friends plus man 1 only liked man 2 because he was rich!!!

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Why is Kim Jong Un so horrible? I forgot the rest of the joke but your mum is a whore

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What did Batman say to Robin after they got on the bus? We should have taken the batmobile.

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How do you prevent a baby from crawling all over the place? You nail his hands to the floor

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What is about the size of a sausage, flesh-colored and looks like a penis, if you illuminate it with a flashlight on monday nights? - a penis.

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Why is 6 afraid of 7 because 7 is a escaped mental patient that thinks 6 betrayed him

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What did the doctor say to the recently diagnosed AIDS patient? I'm sorry there is nothing we can do.

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Why was the grandomther crying? She just got pepper sprayed.

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Heheheheh, Good one, you made me laugh, you just made me realize that it was indeed I that said that to you once, and now you are telling me. I know now, I am happy, not because I seek happiness, but because thinking, finding solutions, guiding myself and others, is what makes me happy. I feel like an alien, because my ideals, my solutions hopes and dreams that grow out of a result of my constant thinking, will never be in this world. Yet I also feel human now, because it could have been, humanity could have succeeded...

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A young woman goes to a wild, infamous nightclub, all alone. She arrives safely at home a few hours later.

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What did Batman tell Robin before he got into the Batmobile? "Hey Robin, get in the Batmobile."

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Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread.

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How many people live in China? At least ten.

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Why did the two blondes decide to ride in one car? Because it's more environmentally friendly than taking two cars.

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"Knock Knock" "Whos there?" "Interrupting kid with ADHD" *I did not respond, as I knew he would interrupt me before I was able to finish the sentence.*

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why didn't the printer work? it was in the toilet.

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What's brown and rhymes with poop? Dr. Dre.

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How do you get a bear out of tree? You shoot it

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why did the blonde fall down a mineshaft? Beacuse the rapist needed somewhere to hide the body

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Q. Why did the middle-aged man need glasses? A. The man's father had poor eyesight and due to genetics could not see well without the help of glasses.

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you suck

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Q: A black man, A Mexican, And a Asian are in a car. Who Is Driving? A: It depends who is the owner of the car. .

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Anti Joke

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