- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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I have a gay camel

what do you call a kid named kid. kid

Q: Why does the blonde have the biggest tits in the third grade? A: Because she's 21

What is blue and on the bottom of the pool. A drowned baby

What's worse than a truck full of dead babies? Trying to sell a used truck with dead baby stains all over it.

A family goes to a talent agency and performs an act. They call themselves the aristocrats

How many theropists does it take to change a lightbulb? -only one, but it takes a very long time and the lightbulb has to want to change.

A black guy and a white guy both interview for a job. The black guy gets the job because he is college educated and highly qualified.

Why does girls have two left feet and two left hands? Because girls have no rights.

What is worse than a bee sting? 2 bee stings What is worse than 2 bee stings? The Holocaust What is worse than the Holocaust? 3 bee stings

Why don't mummies take vacations? They're dead.

Last week, one of my ex girlfriends called me. She said she had to tell me some bad news. "I don't know how to tell you this but I have AIDS. I really didn't know how to reply to that so I said the only thing I could say. "Yeah, I know."

YO FACE

Q. why did the plane crash? A. because the pilot was a loaf of bread

racism...deal with it!

What did the mute guy say to the deaf guy? Nothing. He can't talk, just makes awful noises and hand gestures.

holy F**k someone call an ambulance!

Why did Suzy Fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. Knock Knock. Who's there? Not Suzy.

How do you get a clown off a swing set? You throw an axe at his head when he's not looking.

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Why did the girl kill herself? she was depressed.

What did the doctor say to his patient with cancer? "You have cancer...".

Q: Why do homeless people smell bad? A: Because they live on the street and they dont take showers it's very sad sometimes.

Why was the baseball player happy? He got married.

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