- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a black man walking towards you with a gun? A defibrillator.

Have you seen stevie wonders new house No Niether has he

Women's rights

a man checks his brand new cellphone to see if he has a text message... He has cancer

How do you get your clock to stop ticking? Hit it with a sledge hammer.

what did the kid with poleo get for christmas. whatever he has on his christmas list because his parents feel bad for passing down the genetic information(DNA) that gave him poleo.

KNOCK KNOCK who's there? hello is anybody there? hello?....... .....the number your trying to reach has been removed please hang up the door knob and put the squirrel back in the lawnmower were belongs

Why don't women bother to have penises? Because they're lazy and they don't care.

What's the main difference between an angry white man and an angry black man? The angry black man is probably of African descent.

Why does Timmy Teblow love penis? Logan Cole made him do it.

Why was bobby late for school? Because he drove off a bridge.

Why did the chicken commit suicide? To get to the other side.

Do you have to be so, you know... Open about what we are gonna do and stuff? I mean I know some people here, and you are a married man and you know.

what did the man say to his dog? sex. -teagan doherty

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I have no idea how to rhyme, I like tacos

What do potatoes wear to bed? Potatoes don't sleep and don't wear clothes.

knock, knock who's there owls owls who thats right owls who

Why did the man talk to the potato? Because hes stupid.

what do you call a woman who has sex for money? smart.

You know what happens when you plant a baby into the soil and give it lots of sun and water? It dies.

What's under there? I'm not falling for that one...

Why did the kid get hit by the bus? He was in the road.

What does a black guy do to a white girl when the lights go off and there's a bed in the room? They go to sleep so they can have enough energy to work their two jobs and provide for their family after they've been evicted from their home.

Roses are Red Violets are Blue The mothership came and your did a whole lot of scam

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