- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do you convince a therapist that he is crazy? Hide in a fortress made of sporks wearing nothing but a belt, and start hissing and throwing paint at him repeatedly.

A dinosaur walks into the bar, everyone panics in fear and confusion because it is a dinosaur and it's weird.

Why couldn't Hellen Keller drive a train? Because she was blind, deaf, and most likely uneducated in the field of train conduction.

What Do You Call A Fake Noodle? ----An Impastaaa!!!!!

Why could'nt Ray Charles read: He was black

Roses are red Violets are blue Just smoked some Meth nelnfjknfkjnwkejnkjnwefkjnKJNFKJRNFKWNEFEJNFJNWKEJNWFKEJFN

Why do gay people go to the beach on memorial? idk im not gay

In Soviet Russia... ...there are many buildings and landmarks for the viewing.

What's three times as dangerous than a war? Three wars.

Q: If your riding down the Nile on a boat and your boat springs a leak, how many boxes of pancake mix does it take to fix the hole? A: 58, because Koalas are marsupials

What does an elephant and a grape have in common? One of them is purple.

What is the difference between a duck and a cow? One is an aquatic fowl and the other is a farmland mammal.

Why was the boy afraid of the dark? he was blind

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Roses are red, Violets are Violate and not fucking blue.

what did chloe say to alexis? you took my phone

Are you related to Yoda? because yoda-licious!!!!

Knock knock Who's there? Chicken Chicken who? I can't believe you're talking to a chicken

A racist walks into a bar. Nasty accident you had there mate. You should be more careful next time.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It couldn't handle the stress and pressure of being a duck so it committed suicide by crossing a road and therefor being run over by a car.

When life gives you lemons, make grape juice, then watch the world as they wonder how you did it

What's red and smells like blue paint? red paint

What do your friends have in common with a tree? They both fall down when you hit them multiple time with an axe

What's purple and smells like crap? Crap. I lied about the purple

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