A guy watches TMJBtv on YouTube. He then shoots himself.

why is 6 afraid of 7? Because 7-8-9

what did the brick say to the other brick? hello. the guy next to the bricks was shocked and went home and killed his wife then later higherd an indian man to give him a lapdance.

why did the cow eat the seahorse/ because my shift keys are broken1

Who is John Galt?

Why did the young teenager cut class? To cut himself! Get it?! Its a pun!

What did the boy say to his friend? nothing, they were both deaf

What's worse than a worm in your apple? The holocaust What's worse than the holocaust? Two worms in you apple what worse than 2 worms in your apple? Two holocausts

What is the difference between a watermelon and a baby? One you can smash with a hammer and the other is just a watermelon.

What do you call Mary in a wheelchair ... virgin mobile

How do you make an anti-joke offensive? Add racism to it.

When I was just a little kid, my daddy lest the house and we all joined him to wherever he wanted to live.

Chuck Norris is so tough, he trained diligently for many years and is now a widely respected martial artist

Why don't aliens eat clowns? Because they taste funny.

whats white and black, and red all over, kiren poping jacob cherry

nock nock who's there? bob bob who? bob franklin let me in 'cause i'm freezing!

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What did the little boy with no arms and legs get for his birthday? A baseball, bat, and a glove.

If an anti joke is told, and it is about an aunty is it an aunty anti joke? Adolf Hitler.

The WNBA

your mother

There was a white kid named Tyrone.

What's the square root of everything. F**K LOGIC

What was big and stiff A 30cm ruler

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