- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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When life gives you lemmons Give lemmons Life

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Whats worse than one jew. Ben rike

Why did the women leave the kitchen? She didn't, women belong in the kitchen.

Why did the man cross the street? Because no cars were coming and he wanted to get to the othher side

Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: Because his work office was there and if he had not crossed, he would have had to get back in his car and parked in the company parking space therefore taking more time and costing a small but significant amount of money

How do you kill a baby? You take a gun and shoot it.

whats funnier than throwing a baby off a cliff cathcing him at the bottom with a pitch fork

What happened to the blonde who blew out her birthday candles? Her hair caught on fire

A woman walks into a doctor's office and says "Doctor, my water just broke." The doctor replies "Get off my carpet."

A blonde, a brunette and a redhead dive off a motorboat. They are sucked into the propeller and brutally disfigured instantly.

If John had eight apples and he eats three. Calculate the mass of the sun.

A man walks into a bar. Ouch.

A baby seal walks into a club.

What did the Jew say right before a boy threw a quarter in a fountain? Make a wish.

A Blonde Goes On "Who Wants To Be A Millionaire"

What do you call a bird with no wings? Dead

Jake: When was war of 1812? Harry: 1812 Jake: Oh.

jibby jobby

Why did you step on my watermelon?

What do u call a bunch of white dudes siting on a bench ......the NBA

Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she's dead

What happened to the white man who beat up the black man? He was arrested for assault and battery. What happened to the black man who beat up the white man? He was also arrested for assault and battery. Their races have no superiority to the law.

Mark Twain, Jesus, and Bill Gates are sitting at a bar. Someone messed with the space time continuum again.

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