- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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I'm going as the joker for halloween

How do get a baby to stop crawling in circles? Nail its other hand to the floor.

Why did the man jump off the bridge. Because he found his beloved wife cheating on him with his life-long friend that he meet when they both where in pre-school.

How do you kill a blonde? Put a scratch n sniff sticker at the bottom of a pool

Roses are red, violets are blue, f* you, f* you.

A man walks into a bar. What does he say? A: Ow.

a preist sees a rabbi on the street while taking a walk. he says hi and proceeds to have a nice conversation as they are good friends despite their religous differences

What do you get when you cross a leopard with a camel? Sacked from the zoo.

Q. how to kill the germ on a food. A. wash it with bleach.

A bear walks into a bakerey. He aks for a loaf of bread. The bakers asks: "White or brown?" The bear answers: "It doesn't matter, I'm on the motorcycle".

Q:what's the hardest part of a vegetable to eat A:The wheel chair

Hey I just met you And this is crazy But I have Alzheimer's Hey i just met you

What happens when you cross a starfish with a dog? Dogs and starfish are from a different phylum. They are genetically incompatible.

What do you call a mouse having sex? A spouse.

Hey. I have to ask you a serious question. Okay. what? You can only answer with yes or no. Okay what is it? Do your parents know your gay? .....

Mitt Romney's economic plan for America.

Your face

If life hands you lemons you're probably a hippy because you know someone named 'life'

Mr Whelk visited his doctor. His doctor put on a sterile glove and inserted two fingers into the man's rectum. "Does this feel all right?" The doctor asked "Yes" replied Mr Whelk. "But is my wrist broken or not?

Roses are red violets are blue I'm not good at poems, nice tits.

A duck walks into a bar, but he is kicked out because he is not 21

A married couple lies in bed, making out. They must really love each other.

What's big, moves around everywhere, and has four wheels? four TEENS on four wheelers

5 Italian guys from Long Island

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