- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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a seal walks into a club.

Why did the spider cross the road? He was stuck to the bottom of my shoe!

What did the kid with cancer get for christmas? Hope.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side

Why did little Lisa fall off the swings? She had no arms

What did the pet lion say to its owner? Nothing. The lion then proceeded to hunt down its owner, pin him down and rip out his insides. Besides, the likelyhood of owning a lion as a pet is very slim, and even if one did, this act would be highly illegal in most parts of the world.

A squirrel runs into a bar and out-runs the bartender to get some assorted nuts on the table then runs out of the bar

Ben has 3 apples and Charlie has 2 apples, how many carrots can fit in my anus? Banana, because cows have 4 legs

Knock knock! Who's there? The doorbell wasn't working.

The kid was riding a honda xr70r. He got hit by a non moving object and died.

what do you order when it's a sunday in nyc during a solar eclipse on a leap year past 12:00 pm? what ever you like

Do you know why Justin Bieber is so successful? Because he is a talented dancer-singer who was lucky enough to be discovered by pop music icon Usher.

What did the hobo get for Christmas? hypothermia.

Why did you not just "put a spell" on her instead? And you are totally mean, ever actually killed someone?

Why did the boy fall out of his seat? He was being strangled with a piano wire.

Q. What is the fastest animal in the world? A. An Ethiopian chicken.

An Englishman, a Frenchman, and a Viking are all fighting over a piece of land. The piece of land was the whole of England and this was the beginning of the Noman conquest in 1066.

Why are there so many smiths in the phonebook? Because they all have phones.

long in the tooth!

Q: Why can't dinosaurs talk? A: Because they're all dead.

Help, this is an urgent message from the S.S. Obesity. We're sinking; I can't imagine why.

Why did the cow cross the road? Cause it wanted to. Why di the chicken cross the road? Cause it was stapled to the cow's face.

Where do 5 gay guys go????? One Direction.

If life gives you melons, you're probably dyslexic.

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