Why did the chicken cross the road? A: This is a highly unlikely circumstance due to the fact that there are no wild chickens and most chicken coops are nowhere near a road

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what do you call a rich, gay guy from Florida? Iron man

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Miškinis gerai prikolina.

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How do you kill Chuck Norris. Shoot him in the face

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why was the kid sitting in a wooden chair? Because at the early age of four he was diagnosed with cancer and genital warts!

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What did catwoman say to batman? meow.

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Oh na na not today Oh na na maybe tommrow

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Humpty Dumpty sat on a wall, Humpty Dumpty had a great fall All the king's horses and all the king's men, went and made an omelette.

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True or fales? Eddie Izzard.

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Hey! You wanna' hear a joke? Black Freedom

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How do you make a blonde fall off of a cliff? You push her off of the cliff.

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Why did the little girl fall off the swing? Her father beat her

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What did the cannibal do after he dumped his girlfriend........... Wiped his ass

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What do Michael Jordan and LeBron James have in common? They both have won NBA championships...except for Lebron.

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So an alien walks into a bar......... and everyone runs away secreaming because theres an alien in the bar.

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Racial equality.

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Roses are red Violets are red Jimmy is red Sally is red Susie is red Jimmy is red Billy is red Carl is red Jose is red Jerry is red Ferdinand is red Everyone is red Because they all just got shot In the head And now they're dead

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I used to be an adventurer, but then I decided to retire.

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What goes about 36 miles per hour and screams? A baby attached to a ceiling fan.

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Q: Why did the cheerleader drop her pom-poms? A: She was knocked unconscious from behind and repeatedly sodomized by a convicted rapist.

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A blind man walked past a fish store. For a second he thought it might be a womens vaginal odor, but then concluded it was most likely a fish store, and went on with his day.

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Q: why didn't the little black boy have a father? A: because he unfortunately died at the age of 48 with pancreatic cancer.

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There are two muffins in the oven. One says: "It's really getting hot in here!" The other one can't reply because it is already dead.

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what do u call a black persons face? a black persons face...

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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