A man makes a sandwich.

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Hey wanna hear joke? ........ yeah .......me too

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why is the man laughing. he isn't, he's just been informed he has testicular cancer.

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Your mama's so fat, that it's ruined her self-esteem.

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Knock Knock. Who's there? A dozen burly firefighters ready to stick it in your pooper

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What do you call a black man in church? Religious

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why cant dinosaurs talk? because they're all dead

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Roses are red, violets are blue. my Mom is a hooker.

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What is the least racist animal? A panda. It's black, white and Asian.

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no jokes left :( ill try to make some more the ones with nude in my comments is mine

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What did the turtle say to the hare? Nothing. Animals can't speak.

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A duck walks into a bar and buys a drink. When the bartender comes up he says put it on my bill

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Cripples are lame.

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Knock Knock Who's there? Me, wondering why your not naked.

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That awkward moment when Amish mingle has a member

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Oh yeah... You're mute.

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Why couldn't the fireman get over the hill? Because he was dead.

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What did the muffin, say to the other muffin? Nothing. Because muffin's are inanimate objects, therefore incapable of speech, or any other sentient action. They baked quietly until the man who was baking them came to the conclusion they were fit for consumption, devoured them, and went on with his day.

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Why did the man steal the little girl? He didn't. She was his daughter and they were driving home after picking up the groceries.

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I wife my butt after I poop. I poop out of my penis.

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Why do so many people like writting really bad anti jokes? Said Santa Claus

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you better accept "balls in yo mouf"...

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Where would you be unlikely to find a polar bear? In a courtroom.

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Did you hear the one about the man who went into the jungle wearing nothing but leopard print underwear? He was suffering from psychogenic fugue disorder and had no idea who or where he was. He was eventually eaten alive by a flesh-eating centipede. When his wife found out, she committed suicide.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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