- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the tourist in Africa get? AIDS

what do you get when you mix a shit zoo and a pitbull......"bull shit" oh this joke sucks well my life is over

Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven was black And so was six because they were written with black pen

Potassium? K.

What is the same between a turtle and an eagle? They both fly, apart from the turtle.

What do you call a blank white sheet of paper? Printer paper most likely

How do you do to stop a baby who is circling? You nail his other feet.

Why did Sally cross the street? Because someone was gonna rape her if she didn't.

What screams when you poke it? A rape alarm.

Why is Macaroni Boy so Cool Because He's not

Knock Knock Who's there? You had purchase an item online through Amazon.com, I'm the delivery guy. You had purchase an item online through Amazon.com, I'm the delivery guy, who?

Two fish are sitting in a tank. One says, "I'll man the guns. You drive."

Why didn't the black man get the scholarship? Because he didn't apply for it.

Two children decide to bury a time capsule in their backyard and open it 5 years later. They then break into tears realizing they have no backyard because they are orphans. They are now orange.

Q: Why do black people drink Grape Soda? A: Because it queches their thirst, and satisfies them.

Why did the condom drive over his pet mac and cheese? Because his uncle was not george bush.

What did jesus REALLY say while walking on water? "I really hope I find a nice patch of sand to swim in."

How many babies does it take to paint a wall? Depends on how hard you throw 'em.

Whats more realistic than evolution? Everything

Roses are red, Violets are blue. Some poems rhyme, Some don't.

Why did the dyslexic chicken cross the toad? Because the toad mocked his dyslexia, and the chicken does not tolerate rude bastard toads.

Where did Jonathon go after he died? - Burger King, he died from diabetes

How do you make transportation in Harlem easier? Fix the roads and put in more stoplights.

What did tarzan say when he saw the elephants? Here come the elephants

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