- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Due to a lack of awareness of its surrounding, it died attempting to cross the road.

Poems are great but sometimes they don't make refridgerater

Knock knock. USE THE DOORBELL!

My friend on xbox told me about this cool clan. I went to join but I didn't like to wear the white robes

how did I get in your moms pants. I ripped them off.

Your mother is such a whore that she engages regularly in acts of consensual but unprotected sex with various gentlemen.

what did the cop say to the robber... freeze bitch hope you like prison food and penis

What's worse than a dead baby? A pile of dead babies. What's worse than a pile of dead babies? One baby is alive in the middle. What's worse than that? He is eating his way out...

If I could rearrange the alphabet, I'd probably put all the labials, coronals and dorsals in separate places sorted into plosives, nasals and fricatives, with the vowels at the beginning sorted by their relative IPA chartings, to make it more logical and easily attainable to foreigners.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead. Why did the baby monkey fall out of the tree? It was stapled to the dead monkey. Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? Peer pressure.

Jimmy said he would never beat his wife, so why did he do it anyway? Because he was a hypocrite.

How many ADD kids does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Let's ride bikes!

why did the boy die? because he got shot

Whats worse than a pile of dead baby's? Being raped by a giant scorpion. Well that escalated quickly. Also i'm gonna call the cops.

What's the difference between a pizza and a Jew? A pizza doesn't scream when you put it in the oven.

how did i know i had a new puppy?...... i found out when i was scraping it off my truck tire

what did hercules parents tell him? You're adopted

Guy 1: Hey, do you like fish sticks? Guy2: Yeah. Guy 1: Me too

A child logs on to antijoke.com he is a chronic masturbator

Why did the man fall down? Because he was pushed of a 5 story building

What did the homeless man get for Christmas?... A warm meal, a shower, and a place to sleep courtesy of the local homeless unit.

How does Cee Lo Green order extra ketchup? Can I have some more ketchup, please?

A cockroach walks into a bar. The bar seems to have a pest problem.

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