- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's red and looks like a bucket? A red bucket? No. A picture of a red bucket? No. A photo nailed to a red bucket, which shows a red bucket with a very realistic painting of a red bucket on it? Yes.

Why couldn't the boy watch the DVD about pirates? Because his mother did not understand the importance of putting the disc back in it's case after use, and as a result, has become too damaged for the DVD Player to play.

Biggest lie in America: Sorry, that was my last stick of gum.

A man adopts an orphan. He waits till the child is a teenager to tell the news. He then commits suicide as to scar the child emotionally for the rest of its life.

Knock knock. Who's there? ... Damn knick knockers.

You're at a funeral & your phone goes off and the ringtone is dead and gone

What happened when the prisoner dropped the soap? He picked it up.

A: Whats black and hangs from my tree in my backyard? B: What? A: Blackberries B: Blackberries grow on bushes

What's the best part of a family reunion? The sodomy.

What do you say to a man with no legs at a bus stop.. How you getting on.

A blind man walks into a bar, and a table, and a chair.

What is the difference between a fridge and a tree ? The fridge can't sing

What's the differences between oranges? Trees don't have doors.

Knock Knock Who's there? Reality, we have come to install a doorbell.

Why can't Amy Winehouse sing? She's dead.

What does one call black men pushing a car up a hill? Black Car. What does one call white men pushing a car up a hill? White Car. What does one call Mexicans pushing a car up a hill? Grand Theft Auto

what did the gay man say to the pole? May i have this dance

A woman leaves the kitchen.

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Why did Billy fall off the slide? Someone threw a refridgerator at his face.

Q:A man walked into a bar. He looked at everyone and suddenly started crying. Why? A: Because everyone was drunk, and therefore came to the point where no one could remember him or anyone else.

Stephen Hawkings viewed porn as a child

Knock knock Who's there? To To who? No, Sir, it is "to whom"

What's red, black, and green all over? A dead black bear. Just no green.

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