Why did Susie drop her ice cream? She was hit by a bus. Knock-knock. Who's there? Not Susie.????

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Dani Barton is not that! She is a great girl with a strong heart and feelings. The statement below is a joke, hence why it was published on AntiJokes. This is NOT a joke however.

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How do you make an electrician cry? You kidnap him and his mother, tie them both to chairs in your garage, and force him to watch you stab his mother repeatedly in the face while laughing and licking up her blood and tears. Then cut his arms and legs off, lock him in a cage with his mothers body, and go in there everyday and eat a delicious meal while watching him starve to death next to his dead mother.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Um...thats impossible because chickens live on farms theyre are no roads....

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Did you hear about the man who played the lottery? He lost.

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John Jacob Jingleheimer Schmidt has a really long name.

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Why is it bad to have 10 blond girls in a closet at the same time? The closet is a very compacted space and one of them is a claustrophobic.

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a blonde does something stupid. she dies. its funny.

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A blind man walks into a bar... And a table. And a chair.

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Why did Bob stop at the light? Because it was red and not doing so would be illegal.

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What do you get when you cross a baby and a chainsaw? Life imprisonment.

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What did the walrus say to the Penguin. It said MAHHRGH. because walruses can't really talk

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What's brown and sticky? The stuff that comes out of your anus

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What's the best time to visit a dentist? Generally every six months or so.

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how come timmy didnt brush his teeth he didnt have a toothbrush

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YOU

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Yo mama's so fat, she has low self-esteem.

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What's worse than stubbing your toe? Bees inside of your eyeballs.

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Q: Why did the Unicorn cross the road? A: It didn't Unicorns are fictional creatures.

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Why did children rejoice when Michael Jackson died? Because they were at a birthday party, and only heard about his death afterward.

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A black man walks into a bar. His parents were immigrants from South Africa.

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Knock Knock! Who's there? John.

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Why couldn't the girl swing on the swing set? She had no arms.

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How do you get a black guy out of a tree? Get a ladder and help him down

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