Q: What dosent a Jew and a pizza have in commen? A: The pizza dosent scream when you put it in the oven.

A boy walks into a bar. Because he was under-age, security kicked him out as soon as possible and alerted his parents.

Why was Why added to why? Because WHy not.

Q.Why did the boy fail to complete his homework? A. He was a loaf of bread

Q: What's worse than 5,000,000 African Americans being killed? A: 1 White person being killed

Roses are red, violets are red, Tulips are red, bushes are red.... WTF MY GARDEN'S ON FIRE.

chuck norris

What's worse than stepping on a piece of gum? A clown following you around all day throwing toothbrushes at you. ___ Zertop™

Why couldn't Harry Potter get a job at Mc Donalds? Because he isn't real.

What is worse than eating shoxy poulet.? Nothing

(402)217-6102 that is Jesse

the love boat

How can you shed 10 pounds in one day? Get your legs amputed.

Who has big muscles and is good at wrestling? A wrestler

how many birds did chuck norris kill with one stone? one.

What do you call a cat at the bottom of the ocean? A cat.

The joke below is absolute shit.

I used to be an adventurer like you, Then I settled down in a quiet place in the woods with a girl and raised a family.

I am white, you are black, we can be friends, racism was abolished.

What does an unemployed black man and a mexican have in common? They both like to shop at forman mills because they have reasonably priced clothing items.

Q: Why couldn't the man get laid? A: Women were afraid of his 7 testes and 4 penises.

why didn't the chicken cross the road? there are no roads in factory farms.

what do u call a apple a apple

Whats black and white and red all over Racial violence

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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