- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q.whats the difference between a women's argument and a knife A. a knife has a point

Hello? Hi. Who is this? Yo mom. Your not my mom. Im the Irish man that did your mom.

There once was a man from Peru. Who dreamed he was eating his shoe. I shot him in the head. With a bullet made of lead. And now he's dead. No more shoe ingestion

Did you hear about the 4'10" psychic that escaped from prison? It's on the news! "Small Medium At Large."

I asked a girl on a date. She said no.

Jon waits in his driveway for a bit then rides off to a lemonade stand but doesn't stop because the stand is surrounded by police who have arrested the kids at the stand for selling spiked lemonade. He continues past the stand and goes somewhere else (probably Subway).

guess wat chicken butt guess why chicken thy guess who chicken poo guess how he chickened out

Your mother is so fat; I love fat fat people.

why did the grandmom make rollerblades into cookies? because she had dementia

Roses are red Violets are blue You just lost the game UMAD Bro?

What do Kim Kardashian, Paris Hilton, and Pamela Anderson all have in common? All of their last names end with an "n"

Why are rich people so rich? they're not poor.

Really? Okay! UPPER COMMENT GOOD NIGHT NEROCHAN!

A horse walks into a bar. The bartender says, "Why the long face?" The horse then precedes to beat the bartender voraciously for making fun of his religion.

How many babies does it take to paint a barn red It depends how hard you throw them

Q: What's worse than school? A:Your mum dying

One day a farmer was planting his crops. All of a sudden he was hit by the magic school bus.

Why did the muslim cross the road? To get to the other Saiid.

A: Knock Knock (waits for an answer) oh there's no one in.

Q: Why do people post the same anti-joke a bajillion times in a row? A: Because they are stupid ass holes with absolutely no life.

Why did Sally cross the road? She didn't, she got hit by my car.

What did the doctor say to the young boy? We only planned on a annual checkup but have discovered that your and aids baby and only have 3 days to live. Tell your family members goodbye you'll be on life support in the next couple hours.

a brick cheated on another brick, the brick that was cheated on was angry and became disgusted at the brick that cheated. the current brick that was cheated on tryied top kill the other bitch brick, the brick that cheated tried to break up the fight but testicles

Why do people poke people on facebook? Because they have no friends and will die alone

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