The declaration of Independence was singed in? Pen.

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What did Facebook say to Twitter, and twitter to blogg ant blogg to youtube? nothing. They cant talk..

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Getting up for a black person on a buss

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I heard that you could burn punds so I found a fat kid and set him on fire

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Whats 89 x 67? Sponge. Whats 10 + 9? 19 Whats 9 + 10? 21!

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Awesome! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> minecraftnow.us <

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How do you make lady gaga cry? Give her bad romance haven't you heard this joke before......DUMBASS

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Q: what are very funny A: Jokes

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Why did Johnny's pants fall down? Because he was fat.

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if you can read this you dont' need glasses

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what do asians do in asian history month, nothing, it does not exist, hahaha

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Last night I had the strangest dream. I was eating a big marshmallow and when I woke up this morning I had appendicitus

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in·fun·dib·u·lum? 1. a funnel-shaped organ or part. 2. a funnel-shaped extension of the hypothalamus connecting the pituitary gland to the base of the brain. 3. a space in the right ventricle at the base of the pulmonary artery.

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What is white, red, and all in your girlfriend? red and white blood cells

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In the middle of english class, Little Timmy raised his hand and asked "Can I use the restroom" The english teacher said " I don't know, CAN you?" Little Timmy said "When I was using "can" I was using its secondary model form as a verbal modifier asking for permission, as opposed to expressing an ability. I thought since you were a teacher you'd know that. My bad. MAY I use the restroom?

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Whats a welfare? Its what keeps you alive.

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My daughter is dying of AIDS.

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Wanna hear a joke? Your life.

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When he was a little boy, what was Chaz Bono's favorite Cher song? Chaz Bono was never a little boy, he was a girl.

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If I have a penny, and I give it to Michael Jackson, What will he do with it? Nothing. He's dead.

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You've got more chins than a Chinese... Girl with a lot of chins, because she's so fat

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What did God say when he made the first black person? I have just added a significant element of diversity to the human species. Intolerance between ethnicities will surely prove to be an obstacle in societal progression, creating hardships for many. I know this because I am God.

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what did the farmer do? plant

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Roses are red Violets are blue Daisies are yellow Trust me, I'm a florist.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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