- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's worse than a dead baby? A pile of dead babies. What's worse than a pile of dead babies? One baby is alive in the middle. What's worse than that? He is eating his way out...

hey did you hear about Osama bin laden? He was found by the CIA and killed on account of his atrocious actions.

What do you call George Mills? A very kind, sensitive person with a poor music taste.

How do you get a one handed man out of a tree Wave

What would Steve Jobs be doing if he were alive today? Dying.

Why didnt little timmy have a pencil? He was poor

I came to the bar at 7:00. What time did I leave at? There was no clock at the bar I went to, therefore i cannot determine when I left or when I cmae, so my above opinion is clearly incorrect.

What would it take to reunite the Beatles? Two more bullets.

yo Mama so stupid that she took a piece of paper and taped it on the t.v and called it paperview.

Phone rings Hello? Hi, is your refrigerator running? No, it actually broke down yesterday. Are you the repair man? Yes, the repairs will cost $400

Knock Knock! Who's there? Banana! Banana who? Knock knock! Who's there? Banana! Banana who? Knock knock! Who's there? Orange! Orange who? Orange you glad I didn't stab you 17 times in the kidney?

Yo mama so dumb that she got mediocre grades throughout highschool and college which explains her less than desirable financial situation

What happened when the high school student had intercourse with his history teacher? orgasmic noises.

These Jokes suck.

What do you call a black guy in a prison? A warden. You racist.

Why do black people have nightmares? Because we killed the only one with a dream.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It was a free-range chicken

How many dead babies will fit in a bathtub? Seventeen

Q: Why do black people drink Grape Soda? A: Because it queches their thirst, and satisfies them.

a white kid is called on by his teacher he is promptly sent to the principle's office after not complying.

What did the woman get for her 18th birthday? Stabbed to death.

Stephen Hawkins walks into a bar...

Why was the women's underwear red?... Because she got stabbed.

Why did the Chicken cross the road? Because there were no cars coming

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